Darth Crooks

Appears so. Narky buggers.

Brilliant. Drooping dickhead penis included....be proper greasy n all

The whole "I was there" phenomenon. Its so annoying. Was at a game last year when some kid infront of me filmed half the match. Was incredibly distracting. Also f***s me off (and most people I know too) at gigs. Why not man? I get the whole filming half the game criticism but it seems to me to be one the few things these days that don't lambast you for trying to get some souvenir of a special day, besides surely its a form of celebration in itself? If someone if sat with a rostrum camera half the time in front of you then fine, otherwise cheer up ffs Wish i'd done it when the spidey mask first came out I was right near it. I just want to see said event with my own eyes, instead I have to view it on a tiny screen infront of my face Real dampeners them tiny screens like

Yes started playing there for them, spent most of their season in the premier a few years back playing there. Cool. Heard the word ball playing and that puts him ahead of simmo for me

Can he play RB?

The semi-fiji-yan tackling machi-yan looks like another sexy bastard tbh.

Don't know how effective you can be in terms of being vocal from the touchlines. Must be more down to the gameplan beforehand and initial tactics. The only real shifts can come from half time and through decisive subs surely? I suppose Pardew made the wrong choices at half time; potentially encouraging complacency and Jol actually got his shit together. We're sorely lacking without Ba in terms of providing pressure from the front and have weaknesses in terms of ball playing defenders that leaves quite the imbalance.

Prefer more black than white meself...more something like this: http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1575421811369&id=becda4e2d3149321679693106d9ab87f&url=http%3A%2F%2Fetoyhobbies.com%2Fimages%2FTshirt11295_1.jpg

The whole "I was there" phenomenon. Its so annoying. Was at a game last year when some kid infront of me filmed half the match. Was incredibly distracting. Also fucks me off (and most people I know too) at gigs. Why not man? I get the whole filming half the game criticism but it seems to me to be one the few things these days that don't lambast you for trying to get some souvenir of a special day, besides surely its a form of celebration in itself? If someone if sat with a rostrum camera half the time in front of you then fine, otherwise cheer up ffs Wish i'd done it when the spidey mask first came out I was right near it.

Not true. which part? cant remember any clear cut . or any one on one chances we had really Shola had 2 headers he should have done better with, Ben Arfa came close. you call those clear cut chances? playing balls to ameobi's head, never counts as chances not even the slightest because thats like saying throwing a turd of a 20 story building and asking shola to head it is like a clear cut chance. so like 80 percent of percession and a arfa chance . barring guth wonder goal, i wouldnt say we exactly spanking the ass off fulham, sorry. So you're ignoring Coloccini missing a tap in from six yards then? It wasn't a tap in. No where near. Was about as clear cut a chance as you could wish to see. Howeh, be fair, it was never a tap-in, and he isn't a striker. We can all agree what it definitely wasn't was a clear cut tap in which is what it certainly was. That's for sure. FWIW Colo is capable of that although the ball was low and at pace so its a tricky one to say for sure

Just one of those games where you might as well shit in your hand and clap...just baffling.

Trod in doghit earlier and now this...thanks saturday

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A mix of complacency, nerves and Jol getting fucking clue methinks. Still don't fully understand it like.

It's alright we love a 4-3 loss. It'll happen.

Getting fucked on the break now

See why it was given. but fucking hell was duff looking for it

The speed this lad can change direction with the ball at his feet is frightening

...demon of the dancefloor too. Sexy kyent.

Cabaye has enough about him to provide the 'bite' Tiote usually delivers in midfield and I cant praise someone, who I coined 'puff Danny' a while back, enough. He is plenty creative enough.

Anyone who says this guy isn't a footballer and just an athlete is fucking clueless tbh. He has his faults, of course, but he's invaluable in midfield.

Chequebook oot Miguel

Aye well they'd have get their own way...what with that crooked twat Brooking at the FA and Auntie quite happy to keep on rimm-IN his gerund neglecting arse.

Wikipedia describes narcissism as 'excessive self-love'. Be a fair few who frequent the lush lasses thread diagnosed then