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Darth Crooks

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  1. Darth Crooks

    Papiss Cissé

    Fuck me, talk about just crowbarring shit into any old random tune in your head. Fuck you indeed.
  2. The youtube comments on this are gerld! US teenie boppers talking about wor Leon...mint
  3. Darth Crooks

    Papiss Cissé

    'Yohan to take kicks wi' whip and curl, You just gotta see Krul and Colo's curls, Ain't no particular signing I'm more happier with, With a goal in extra time from Pa-PISS!'
  4. 'I have to press 9 to get an outside line' creased me. Brilliant
  5. Darth Crooks

    Who can go?

    Agree with that. Would like to keep Gosling though. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l801g3TNrb1qc63sno1_500.gif Smith. Just Smith.
  6. Darth Crooks

    Papiss Cissé

    , this is one of my favourite games! Nobody jumps out immediately though . Marlo.
  7. James Brown - Papa's Got a Brand New Bag (Original Version) 'He's a mag....Papiss gonna shred that onion bag'
  8. Darth Crooks

    Papiss Cissé

    Smart boots them like. Is that what they sent him over in?
  9. Darth Crooks

    Papiss Cissé

    Spent some of the money already on a new train centre too. Cool.
  10. Darth Crooks

    Papiss Cissé

    Be gone in Jan...theres still time
  11. Darth Crooks

    Papiss Cissé

    Papiss got a brand new bag
  12. Pissed all over Obertan this season though, which is surely the point. Most Mackems on there are comparing him to Jonas though. By the by considering that they are completely different types of player but I don't think he is head and shoulders or a better by a country mile or whatever soundbite they want to use. He looked dangerous on sunday playing a more short passing game and running at players; something I don't think Larsson is particularly adept at. Although yeah, Obertan is consistent in his uncanny knack of being dogshit.
  13. They proper overrate Larsson big time. He's canny but fucking hell.
  14. http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4931/smithb.png 'Burrrr....Maradona?....slobber' He wasn't a patch on the Becknbaur Ramage partnership tbh.
  15. she's not bad either...I'd proper do her as Leon like...I'd call it Bestiality
  16. He's shed a few lbs to be fair to the lad
  17. just disproportionately pissed myself at that
  18. Was always going to have a QPR/ mark hughes...oooh what can he do? slant to it all wasnt it?
  19. 'Yeah bro, that wiz me. Really Regriting now though, ow. Eurgh!' http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCwItEj4jsN84Htr6687E2X82dXDEQ0b9zO15-e84Ia4o2GjkKyQ
  20. My printed nigeria shirt in honour of him doesn't seem to have spurred him on as I'd hoped
  21. Never hindered this chap like... http://www.premierleagueheroes.co.uk/communities/2/004/008/595/722/images/4552286964.jpg
  22. Was on target wasn't it? It wasn't clear cut by any means. Not sure it was criticism worthy is my point.
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