Darth Crooks

homegrown striking ace

bugger

Was always going to go tits up from the off. Was well into his autumn years.

Just should play this anytime both of them are on the pitch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7j-Ndccqaw

'Banging the doors down...'

Had a dream last night about Roberto Martinez on the log flume at Drayton Manor park. Dunno why...any ideas?

Class. How low is Shola's ear?

joey and frank scissoring each others timbers n all

Looks like ashley cole has shit in his pants in that top one

Clearly doesn't give a s*** any more. Thought that was just about getting away from Liverpool for the first half of the season but he's continued it (arguably he's got worse) since moving to Chelsea. He needs a real challenge to kick start his game but that's not going to happen at Chelsea where he gets paid £175000 per week no matter how poor his performance, he reminds me of Owen for us minus the injury record. Just goes to show the double edged nature of getting these oligarchs in that can obtain anyone...albeit in a very mercenary fashion

What the fuck constitutes class in football anyhow? It's a football match not henley regatta. Shower of shite they talk like

Balls, man - random post. Hughton gave plenty of opportunities to the youngsters. Move on ffs, its irrelevant. Assume this is directed at Pilko as well? Yep. Don't see the point in speculating on hypothetical substitutions in hindsight of what's gone on. Can't fault what I saw today. Jonas off the front was great and the subs were fine.

Didn't do his usual open play abysmal routine and his free kicks prove dangerous but don't think he offers enough otherwise.

Balls, man - random post. Hughton gave plenty of opportunities to the youngsters. Move on ffs, its irrelevant.

That makes you and many, many women

This is all well and good...but can this one ride a bike whilst eating an apple? That's the clincher tbh

Has bust his leg of late tbf

Brothers of destruction return

Utter botfest imminent

That'd nark me big time as a genuine city fan like

Oh aye play the race card...

What can any manager do with him even if they did suss him? He's on a contract that pays more than any other club would give him so why would he leave? All you can do is put up with him and try and get something back for the wages he is paid until his contract ends. And there is no point in saying anything other than positive things in the press about him either, what's the point in a manager saying he's sh*t and overpaid? It's happened before when better have been available and when did I ever say I expect them to come out and say their shit? Say what they like, just don't play the useless sod. Nice lad I'm sure but he should be nowhere near the starting eleven. He gets paid a kings ransom and he's shit...that's the clubs fault. Anyone who would like a winning football team wouldn't entertain the idea. One of kids would be more effective over Smith; I'm sure of it. Maybe the politics of it is that Pardew's hand is forced by contractual stuff... I don't know. You make a good point but from a pure footballing perspective it's simple to me imo.

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Shit version of wolverine isn't he? Just with crap blonde streaks and the extra power obliterating of turning any midfield he plays in.

Yeah would take that over an away trip to The Hurricanes. Nah be class watching Tiote bust up that fella who played with no boots!