Darth Crooks

'Corner that doesn't beat the first man sponsored by Smashed pasties ltd.' Sponsoring throw ins and all that small time crap...ugh. I like the little subtle clocks. They're canny smart

'Got access to the team, but they dont wanna see meeee'

John MOTson

Dennis Wise. End of thread..erm..although its not that thread. Or any thread for that matter.

Sorry, but Hannibal, BA and Murdoch won't be happy bout that like

Quite clearly a performance enhancing symbiote off spiderman like....sellotape indeed. Pfff!

Wrong. Smith played well in Championship, and he was instrumental in rebuilding the player group. Our worst player must "ideally" cost a fortune and be utter rubbish on the pitch. 6m for a player who may or as I believe may not have been good in the championship is pretty dire if you ask me. Btw 'instrumental in rebuilding the player group?' bit romanticised isn't it? He's Alan Smith ffs not Henry V

He's good but not halfway as good as: At left backl is he like. Takes the piss going forward

did allright in the Championship for alot of games.. Myth. Didn't look half as exposed as he did in them prem is about as positive as I could take from that. Always a weak link imo

Never seen Smith have a good game...far too anonymous for that. Complete passenger. He's been a name I've dreaded appearing on any team sheet that comes out, more so than any player in recent history.

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The man in your picture trumps them all. I don't think so. WUM and WUMMER

You can use the 'W' word you know...it won't jinx it ()

My tadger has experience still doesn't mean I know what I'm doing with it...sorry best example I could think of. Got nowt to lose starting the lad.

Stuck on Fearne Cotton's show

Let's get Laurie Sanchez. I don't mind him

Totally agree. But did he ship 4 goals himself today? what a stupid argument. Show me where anyone has said "the rest of the team were brilliant but Lovenkrands was s***". There isn't one, but Ronaldo just can't wait to race to this thread to slag him off again and again. Aye he's s**** but he's not the only one. We get your point Ronaldo, you think he's s***, and he has been. I'd open with that next time then. Save the veil

I call your bluff sirrah

Who's defending him btw? Why else are you saying people want us to lose? I got that because people have it in for Pardew the'd sooner we lose so they can come on here, twist the knife and come out smelling rosy. Not defending him per se but it's still claptrap all the same tbh

He does turn up early though...win

Ha cheered me up a little

I probably would imagine the majority of people are going to be just plain angry at him than doing just to appear sanctimonious on a football forum. I know I am. Him and those above him have a lot to answer for.

Same turgid rent-a-soundbite shite. something about a few young lads...yadda...yadda...despite picking the ghost of Hamlet up front and playing Sol Cannonball to out Stoke Stoke. Complete journeyman

OOOH I'll bake a fucking cake