Darth Crooks

David Haye happened to it. That's what. You ought to see the state of the truck that hit him like. Far worse.

I noticed the other day btw the way that the xmas underwear bomber umar farouk looks a fair bit like Charles N'somnia....Ever seen them in the same room together?

Did his mum fuck a raisin?

Best post ever Was wondering how far into the 'shocking'/ 'this is disgusting' posts one of these would crop up. Exceeded my expectations That said wtf is the crack in these countries? I know things are hard and the politics corrupt but this sort of thing is absolutely incredible. Disgusting

Got the fairs cup one. My main matchday ensemble It's the nads. Well worth it. Puma kits have been dump apart from that Cameroon one with no sleeves

As in the reserve chute sense yeah.

If you type paul merson wanker into youtube one of is this clip from one of those gaffs DVDs where he's pretending to wank. Chris Kamara is even there. He literally is a wanker.

Oh Sheeeeeeeiiitttt....got wor hopes up and then dashed them away completely. Ashley in a nutshell

If a cup run means that players get injured so Nicky Butt can play in the league it can fook right off EDIT: dunno why I quoted that

Butt and Keane

i think that's it for me Hands down.

The sudden and/or 'accidental' death of nicky butt

Will never believe that was intentional. Good improvisation though. From that list I'd say Rooney's volley. I know you will never believe but the way that man read the game was like he thinks in bullet-time. If anyone could do it and mean it would be him.

Oba v. spurs. I had a stiffy

'Robert...Ameobi....still Ameobi. Shearer...SHEEEEARERRRR!' or its something like that. Once in that was staying in Bergkamps was genuis though.

Went for steve coppell dunno why. Trying to be realistic (ish) as well. I'd take him

Didn't realise he went that far...ciggie in the face is one thing but...

Be all well and good to rape some of the smaller teams for good fun but at the risks are massive. Just to get knocked out by someone like Hull at a later date and get fucked by injuries the same game

Don't get the lad to be honest, talks like he's peter ustinov but acts peter sutcliffe. He's right but why is he apparently such an articulate nutter? like roy keane? Aye. To my knowledge though the canine pleasuring saddam resembling arsehole never stuck a lit cigarette into someones eye though. I don't know what to think about this whole anger issues jazz or whether he's just a dick. He wants to separate his personal and professional lives more though for the good of or club. Articles like this, however much i agree with him are only met with cynicism and make us look daft. Talk with your feet Joey lad.

Don't get the lad to be honest, talks like he's peter ustinov but acts peter sutcliffe. He's right but why is he apparently such an articulate nutter?

Should never have let Saha slip through the net

They tried to get the ball past Colo but he said NO, NO, NO

Combination of non existent fitness in midfield and CH's tactical ineptitude would signal certain re-relegation without drastic measures. We'd become a yo-yo team

To be honest it seemed a notable improvement on the s**** i endured at barnsley and sheff wed. Least we had more chances to waste instead of being on the backfoot. Get a consistent front pairing and hope it turns around.