Darth Crooks

He's been in a storm drain in Rothbury the whole time? TAZER HIM!

My head hurts. I need to go watch Vanilla Sky so i dont have to think as much as this

Thats gary busey isnt it? Best off in the Lookalikes thread

Eureka! Either that or the buffets coming off at the hotel EDIT: mebbes not

NOOO! I cant deal with clapping eyes on that anime bone trouser explosion again! It's bound to happen!

His hand's not quite touching his chin, that's what had me thinking someone had just shopped his head onto some guys body there. But that theory has been shot out of the water in style. He's probably just in the process of forming a fist, in order to punch the charver taking his photo with his cell phone. Probably raising his arm in defence, they sent AC as the welcome comittee....BOSH!

Could have at least stuck big kev on as Jabba. Oppurtunity missed there Ben Arfa looks like a sameface

I hear Hatem Trabelsi's going cheap?

You might as well shit in your hand and punch it Is Dassier french for Ashley?

Looks like Sinbad in glasses... the kernt

It'd certainly calm the demons i have about this season. Exactly the sort of player we're missing. Although in the long term I'd have to say it would go pear shaped eventually as Bellamy doesnt seem to be able to adapt too well when things don't go his way

Your kung fu is good sir

BREAKING NEWS!: Arfa spotted in London today.... http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6381/arthurfowlerlarge1.jpg

So when are the infamously hilarious taches coming off then? Or are to be subjected to a team consisting of Tom Selleck up until relegation?

TACHE! AH! AHHH! Saviour of the Tooniverse!

Teams with no kits....or half turn up with your colours

I used to dance everytime I heard Nicky Butt was out tbh

Anyone bar Man U and Liverpool. Wouldn't be able stand the hangers-on backlash particularly from Liverpool. Could you imagine?

All this talk of cloned Robert's means no news of Ben Arfa i take it?

Agreed. Especially when deadwood like Smith and Raylor remained in the squad. Might as well just wither and die now

It's good man management. Also it's a subtle message to Mike Ashley, without being a total prick about it. yeah i know. just is a depressing thought at face value and makes me worry about our alternatives

Danny Simpson one of our biggest players? shame its not far wrong in terms of his role

Yep. Baptism of napalm this one. can't see a repeat of that draw first time round before. Think they'll coast it

Probs bindun, but the fact that Chris Waddle has been in the game for donkeys and still pronounces the term as a 'pelanty shootout.' Howeh Chris man...

If we manage to get mobility somehow in midfield we'll stay up, otherwise you might as well shit in your hand and punch it and we'll drop