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So when are the infamously hilarious taches coming off then? Or are to be subjected to a team consisting of Tom Selleck up until relegation?

TACHE! AH! AHHH! Saviour of the Tooniverse!

Teams with no kits....or half turn up with your colours

I used to dance everytime I heard Nicky Butt was out tbh

Anyone bar Man U and Liverpool. Wouldn't be able stand the hangers-on backlash particularly from Liverpool. Could you imagine?

All this talk of cloned Robert's means no news of Ben Arfa i take it?

Agreed. Especially when deadwood like Smith and Raylor remained in the squad. Might as well just wither and die now

It's good man management. Also it's a subtle message to Mike Ashley, without being a total prick about it. yeah i know. just is a depressing thought at face value and makes me worry about our alternatives

Danny Simpson one of our biggest players? shame its not far wrong in terms of his role

Yep. Baptism of napalm this one. can't see a repeat of that draw first time round before. Think they'll coast it

Probs bindun, but the fact that Chris Waddle has been in the game for donkeys and still pronounces the term as a 'pelanty shootout.' Howeh Chris man...

If we manage to get mobility somehow in midfield we'll stay up, otherwise you might as well shit in your hand and punch it and we'll drop

The whole clash of tw@t egos with Souey definitely had some bearing methinks. He's a prick for sure but i'd have him back in a heartbeat. Never happen though tbh

Why, he'd strengthen our options at the back. Plus hopefully he can coach some sense into Taylor. Because we'd rapidly and easily fall back into the trap of drafting in high-wage demanding over the hill mercenaries, the likes of which sent us down in the first place. He's past it. Need to focus on developing talent in hungry young players like kadar and those who desire to prove themselves fit to wear the shirt

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5210/0906097ea211apleasegodl.jpg PLZ GOD LET IT B TRU!!!!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1226/shrekforeverafterrumpel.jpg http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1289/wiset.jpg One is a vile, coniving and obnoxious midget who makes underhand twisted bargains in exchange for the things you hold dearest and the other is a fictional character in Shrek 4

One too many nike ad's of himself getting knighted gone to his head i reckon. Believe their own hype in the end. Complacency.

2nd round, anything after i'll consider a job well done...probs QF

For what FIFA rankings are worth are they like 12th or something similar? (not entirely sure) Hardly minnows anymore if so. Seemed a physical industrious and decent enough side to me. A draw is certainly not anything to worry too much about and was extremely unlucky

Is the difference some people referring to really going to be made in the form of gareth fooking barry?

Nacho Gonzalez exists?!! I thought he was like santa or keyzer soze by now!

Least he hasn't pulled an adebayour yet on TV

My dad is Doug on here. The cruel geordie b******

If Figo's worth 37m and Zidane's worth 50m then Brian Lara's got to be available for around 25m. Get your cheque book out Chrissy!

Arguably as likely as anywhere to get problems related to terrorism. Westerners were gunned down in the desert on their holidays in recent years and a lot of the holiday resorts there don't tend to be geared for integration with the native populace.