Darth Crooks

Delusional fans in 'dire' straights of 7th in the prem in need of a messiah eh? Perhaps we could learn a thing or two

Made jonas look like cronaldo there like

Nice extensive coverage there

On a more serious and less faecescious note, I'm more bothered about getting hold of a creative midfielder who could get 7 or 8 than this whole debarcle to be honest. If we get him, great.

Best not sign Beckford if he's considered an adequate replacement. He'd get a few goals to be fair but fuckin hell What exactly are you expecting from Beckford? A classy playmaker who also scores 25 a season? It was a joke mate. Besides the crux of it being that if Harewood is an adequate replacement for Beckford then he's probably not worth signing. Haven't seen enough of Beckford to comment so it's not as if I am expecting that, no.

Could be the fact he plays like he's been spent three decades in prison

Best not sign Beckford if he's considered an adequate replacement. He'd get a few goals to be fair but fuckin hell

Futility player more like

His name was English enough so we'll let him off. And he can rap like no other

David Haye happened to it. That's what. You ought to see the state of the truck that hit him like. Far worse.

I noticed the other day btw the way that the xmas underwear bomber umar farouk looks a fair bit like Charles N'somnia....Ever seen them in the same room together?

Did his mum fuck a raisin?

Best post ever Was wondering how far into the 'shocking'/ 'this is disgusting' posts one of these would crop up. Exceeded my expectations That said wtf is the crack in these countries? I know things are hard and the politics corrupt but this sort of thing is absolutely incredible. Disgusting

Got the fairs cup one. My main matchday ensemble It's the nads. Well worth it. Puma kits have been dump apart from that Cameroon one with no sleeves

As in the reserve chute sense yeah.

If you type paul merson wanker into youtube one of is this clip from one of those gaffs DVDs where he's pretending to wank. Chris Kamara is even there. He literally is a wanker.

Oh Sheeeeeeeiiitttt....got wor hopes up and then dashed them away completely. Ashley in a nutshell

If a cup run means that players get injured so Nicky Butt can play in the league it can fook right off EDIT: dunno why I quoted that

Butt and Keane

i think that's it for me Hands down.

The sudden and/or 'accidental' death of nicky butt

Will never believe that was intentional. Good improvisation though. From that list I'd say Rooney's volley. I know you will never believe but the way that man read the game was like he thinks in bullet-time. If anyone could do it and mean it would be him.

Oba v. spurs. I had a stiffy