Darth Crooks

My dad is Doug on here. The cruel geordie b******

If Figo's worth 37m and Zidane's worth 50m then Brian Lara's got to be available for around 25m. Get your cheque book out Chrissy!

Arguably as likely as anywhere to get problems related to terrorism. Westerners were gunned down in the desert on their holidays in recent years and a lot of the holiday resorts there don't tend to be geared for integration with the native populace.

Hard as you can on target. Failsafe mindset.

Couldn't care less if England bomb out or not but i'll probs still support them. The world cup is mint England or no England.

that explains step 1 then, finally we found a use for Owen He's got the sacrifice bit down to a tee, but human? Wouldn't we be stretching it just a bit... Could have it to coincide for when we get Nicky Butt finally euthanised. Win Win.

I thought a significant number of our current midfielders were supposed to be 'physical?' If so no thanks. Or we could just spend the owen money on cloning Jose el toro loco.

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Mighty Ducks

didn't hear that meself so i'll take your word for it. Fair game tbh if you sing shite like that at them in the first place. In all honesty though I wasn't aware of that. Was sat below them so anyone else might've heard better. I'd say the majority of away support shared the same sentiment for bobby though when we sang that

I fail to believe any of those players would have picked 'don't stop believing' 'How, Nile what do you reckon about Journey?' 'Yeeeeaaah Boi, that shit is boom ting blahd, Glee bitches got bare skills' Should've just paid lip service to fans and played local hero/blaydon races etc. or at least interspersed them

Only got aired once that i can recall but my heart sank. Absolutely pathetic when you consider the wealth of togetherness when the bobby robson chants were in full swing

anyone else and i probably wouldn't condone it too much but the way he carries on he is such a dirty, canine-pleasuring despicable world class cunt to put it lightly

Made sure i gave him some well deserved applause at the blades game the other week. Legend

That maybe the case but that laclustre feeling was still endemic of the rest of the squad too. I thought Jonas was great as was Enrique at times, he just wasn't the complete beast he usually is and certainly the rest of the squad were off the boil for for whatever reason, drink, late nights, injury, less training, being Nicky Butt, what have you.

Well no. 1 is Andy C.... ...and no. 2 is Andy C ...no. 3 is Andy C ...and no. 4 is Andy C OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH We all dream of a team of Andy C's (Clap clap) A team of Andy C's etc.

Bit shite how the ticker tape ended up by yhe gallowgate corner and the lap of honour was a bit hit/miss. Had a great day though despite me dad fuming over his lost bet and danny simpson. That said my mackem mate lost out on a nearly a pony because it. Couldn't help but feel bad. HA SMB!!!!! Definitely overdone it on the celebration side after last weekend. Enrique was a shadow of his usual invincible self

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He's the hero Newcastle deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Good stuff. We can feed him an extra slab of raw meat when he gets back to his cage tonight.

a qurater of which would probs be in our squad but don't get a mention. Bought it as a one off as its usually top 4 oriented and needed a read on the train. Steve harper is at 11. Staylor at 13. Alan Smith has 'his rightful place in the premier league' due to starting many a magpie attack and Nolan has a double page tribute

Four four two have him top of their 50 best football league players. Smith and Best also feature.

Aye. I'm planning for that. I'll lump for a hard fought 1-0 win. Hoping for a 3-0 dry bumming of the trees to seal it though

11 people voted for 1-4? i know theres gonna be the odd joker but I can't see past bottom half so lumped for 17thish. Anything better is to be a bonus...but lets get promoted eh?