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It happened 15 and 20 years ago with us. I wouldn't really take anything Merson says seriously, he doesn't even know what day it is. Merson texted my wife at midnight last night. True story.

I thought Merson was a member of Gamblers Anonymous and Alcoholics Anonymous and didn't drink or gamble anymore? He's never stopped betting afaik, always been around the betting shops of west london. Generally has a few drinks after filming Soccer Saturday too. He seems fairly in control to be honest and always picks up a fair wedge.

Apparently he's on FFC with Max Rushden and Merson tomorrow. They film it today normally, Merson is a regular in my wife's betting shop so I've asked her to ask him to ask Shelvey what in the actual fuck everyone is playing at right now. Anyone else got anything they'd like to ask? What sort of moisturiser he uses on his bonce maybe? Is he regretting his decision already? That sort of stuff.

When will we learn. Had 20 in my paddys account. Guess that's gone now.

If it is Benitez it's guaranteed to be a short term deal. No way he hangs around to manage us in the Championship. Win win situation for him really. We go down and he'll not take much flak as he came in so late, and he can just walk away.

9. Only reason it's not a ten is I'm not sure how many points Norwich and Sunderland have in them. It'll come down to games against each other as were all to shite to beat anyone else.

More than likely out. Sad face.

https://twitter.com/HSV/status/698796584977485824

I didn't see the first ep, but I think he said something about being inspired by the Packers? Wait, Pardew is a Packers fan?? Just when you thought someone couldn't possibly be any be more of a cunt.

Tony Pulis (who is a more than decent manager) isn't playing Berahino because he's a disruptive git with a terrible attitude. The kid can be as talented as anyone, it doesn't matter though, it'll be the same as Ben Arfa. The first sign of it not going well, he'll be sulking and going on strike. No thanks. For that sort of money the club should stick a cheeky bid in for Vardy (am not assuming he'd want to come here, just that Leicester might listen to an offer of that size), quickest player in the league. Would be a perfect partner for Mitrovic. My word you are thick. Quite the opposite pal. Making a bid for Berahino is as out there as a bid for Vardy, the only difference being that West Brom want to sell because Berahino is a disruptive git. So what exactly is so thick with the statement? Or are you going to blame dyslexia on not reading my post properly? I should clarify, I did not suggest Ben Arfa went on strike but he did have a bad attitude, trained poorly and was inept in many games he played in. My comparison to Berahino is based purely on attitude. How is this shit about Ben Arfa still being perpetrated. Utterly fucking ridiculous. The guy was the most talented player we had (have had in years) and people are happy to keep this shit going because some charlatan spiv moaned about his defending. If I'd had to put up with the horseshit from Pardew and his talentless bunch of limpdicked no-marks I reckon I'd have sulked a fair whack too. I wouldn't have blamed Hatem if he'd hired a team of elite assassins to take The King out. And as for inept performances, fuck me, it never stopped Mike Williamson getting in the team for the best part of five years.

Bet he feels a bit shit this morning.

Had a polish guy come in the shop and put 1k on the polish fella fighting Wilder tonight. He got it at 5/1 but they've cut him to 7/2 now.

Maybe this has been mentioned already (can't be arsed to read back) but what is with Hoddle's pronunciation of Dummett? Does he think we still only have Frenchies playing?

Just been shown a ticket by a punter he put on at Ladbrokes in August. Had £5 on Leicester to be top at Christmas. 1000/1.

I'm up in town third round weekend. At least now I don t have to fight with myself over whether I go or not.

Some nobber on 606 said he reckons Van Gaal gets sacked/leaves manure and it's set up for Pardew to get the job. Reckons he's a top manager who keeps proving people wrong and he's ready for a big job. Nearly crashed my car.

So glad I was playing rugby rather than watching this.

At work so can't watch. Match stats suggest we are being absolutely bummed. Any chance we hold on and see out the win??

The folder labelled 'Madshit'.

Ah man, I hate this sort of dickhead. Absolutely moronic post. Most of the people who have posted and said yes are locals. Give your head a shake or get in the fucking sea.

Regardless of if Ashley goes or not, we fucking deserve to go down. Going about everything the wrong way, stinking the place out with our awful attitude towards the fans and the idea of trying to do more than just exist. Nobody deserves it more than us right now.

Rocker's missus bought him a leprechaun outfit for halloween this year. He's put a lot of effort in to getting the look just right. Dedication.

Yep, not like we've been using it well is it. Maybe ruining the pitch might 'even it up' a bit.

Wasn't real reds vs blues. Doesn't count in official results. Hope you all had fun though and enjoy the night out. Say hi to popworld for me.

Good bet at William Hill tonight. Not sure what odds at other places. Leeds vs St Helens. Leeds win and both score over 20 points 9/2. Saints win and both score over 20 points 8/1. Statistically about 35% of matches both teams have played have ended with both teams scoring 20 plus points.