Amir_9

The Sean Longstaff center for kids who can't shoot good and who wanna waste chances too

You can still use WhatsApp with a foreign number in the UK (as long as you registered it with it initially), even if the sim isn't physically in your phone or in the UK.

Basically a high inflation Shola. For that kind of transfer money paid for him the bare minimum is to have "done the job" Just a shame tactically relegating Burnley for the cost of £25m can't get you a striker that you don't need to hope to the heavens he scores or assists every time he plays. Its not like you can even come out with a claim of how many goals you can expect per game for him at NUFC - you just hope for the best. I remember a Burnley fan I know laughed his head off when we signed him and I thought why is he shunning a striker with a 10 per season record in recent years. Folks go out of their way to stretch the reality with this guy because if he actually did more, you'd be calling his "good performances" so far that we have seen exactly what they are - just alright to underwhelming with the regular utter stinker.

The minute the ball gets to him in a dangerous area his feet start going like they're in quicksand and the decision is wrong 9 times out of 10 Should have been offloaded long long ago.

Has been ogre.

"International Striker"

Looking forward to the day Murphy fucks off away from this club. Far far far away please.

If this lad adds goals to his games, he is easily the next Van Dijk. Absolute monster and a machine of clean, smart, physical defending.

I think people are forgetting when he was replaced with Pope it wasn't for lack of effort, commitment or decent performances. He saved our bacon on plenty occasions, so I understand his frustration. I'll even be the first to admit, I did not see sense in the Pope transfer initially, because I thought it was just a side-step rather than an upgrade, but I am glad to have been proven very wrong. Many of us at the time were more than happy with Dubravka to stay as our number one and knew that there were more important positions to fill ahead of another GK (but competition for the GK spot was still down on the list). Replacing Miggy (and signing a capable backup to Wilson), well before his freak transformation this season, was at the time, the biggest priority transfer that comes to mind. Obviously Pope went on to show that it was correct to have him as our number one, but look at it from Dubravka's perspective - you have the likes of Murphy still getting game time, albeit different position but you'd know who you'd rather see the back off first - why play second choice and see massively limited game time considering his dedication and efforts to date/by the time Pope joined. If he is happy to play second choice and fight for his place - good, he's a perfectly capable keeper on his day, if not then 100% sell and make a profit or use as a bargaining chip to get Maddison.

Today was one of those days when you need to see someone other than the usuals scoring Burn is a great defender but offensively weak. Botman could really do with a goal soon as well. Wood was his usual self, you just know its more hope than reliance you'll ever see him scoring. Trippier's crosses were hot and cold today, although he crossed a few decent ones, overall it was slightly below his usual standard. Longstaff's habit of skying it when the ball comes to him in or just outside the box on show again today. Frustrating but still brilliant to be in our position.

Longstaff shags Row Z

Roflham Lolspurs

okay its back thank fuck

And the biggest names in the game

Burn is very reliable as a defender but I would rather see Targett as he adds an attacking dimension Burn is not capable of

That was as bad as whatever those weirdos call a "sloppy joe"

Arabs gonna Arab Says the Arab.

> Buy biggest sporting event > Host World's biggest sporting event > Invite the world to your country for biggest sporting event who otherwise practically have no interest in going to your country in an attempt to showcase your position on a global scale > Ban alcohol days before start of biggest sporting event Why host a world event (that you were never originally prepared for) if upholding conservative values ranks higher than fan experience for anyone that isn't local or of that culture? I understand if this was a local cultural or religious event, but it isn't. Think the only folks that will come out saying they enjoyed this one are the locals and fans of countries of the same culture.

I briefly but unfortunately lived in Sunderland (fucking pits of a place - like taking a time capsule to the 90s), highly doubt most of its local inhabitants can point Yemen on a map, or even know of its existence. The only outrage there is when you're refused to buy white lightning and Carling before 9am.

Such a clean clean bastard Composed, smart, physical but not in an clobber ogre style of defending. Overdue a goal soon too.

Wood will score the crappiest goal you'll ever see. Gut instinct.

Offsigh off sighhhh

Shiiiiiiiiiiet. Nee rivers is nee good. Reminds me of Champo seasons

Who's your next Messiah Villa fans? The fucking woodwork maybe. Man of the Match for them tonight. Always love beating these weirdos.