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I'd be thrilled at this rumour if it wasn't for the goon who will be negotiating Hatems new contract on behalf of the club. I've no doubt at all Kinnear is the man to turn a silk purse situation into a sows ear.

I honestly think that Ashley bumped into Kinnear in a boozer darn sahf, Ashley had beeing drinking premium strength beer all day and taking pity on Kinnear he offered him some sort of consultant position. On about ten bob a week. Clearly Kinnear has woken up last Sunday morning and got straight on the blower to SSN telling them about his new role.

Well, here we are 5 days later. The dust has settled and most of us have calmed down. But this appointment still makes no sense at all. You'd have to be an absolute fucking clown to hire Joe Kinnear.

Nailed on.

I've commented on this a few times. Hatem has worn boots by at least three different manufacturers in the last 18 months, i think he just orders what he likes off pro direct.

Llambias was a clueless prick, of that there's no doubt. The day he left NUFC was always going to be a good day, you'd have thought eh? Oh no, big Mikey has managed to find a bigger prick with even less of a clue.

I don't care how good he is at selling tracksuits, when it comes to running a football club he's a fucking buffoon. Steve Nichol just summed him up on telly. When asked what's likely to happen next he replied, this is Mike Ashley at every turn he makes the wrong move.

Even if it's True Tomkins would have to be retarded to sign for us.

There is literally nothing that could happen next that would surprise me. If Ashley dug up princess Diana and Pardew done a press conference with his hand up her arse operating her like a ventriloquists dummy i wouldn't be shocked. It's like watching Billy the Fish.

Carr is the only member of the none playing staff with a decent reputation. He could have another job next week.

What's Chris Mort doing these days?

I'd say less white. We had Lacrosse at my black as hell school. We used to go to the white schools and just hit them with the sticks. I've been watching lacrosse on ESPN a bit lately, due to being laid up with my leg in plaster. It's not the worst sport i've watched in the last week.

Think so, you just have to give the club a weeks notice. Who shall we sign for? I'm just gonna be a dole bum.

Is it possible to resign as a fan?

I think many of us wish it was that simple. We've just had enough. In fact we'd had enough years ago and we've had the piss taken out of us regularly since. I might take up lawn bowls of a saturday.

He could be the next Messi, but we'll turn him into the next Zamblera.

I don't want next season to start. And when it does i don't want to watch.

We're fucked and tbe season hasn't even started.

I'm empty inside, and i'm not talking about hunger.

Did we have a youth team player years ago who was thrown out because he was on smack?

I met a bloke last week who claimed to be Nobby Solanos dad. Really nice fella, mad as hell. Bit like Nobby actually.

I just find the whole thing baffling and rediculously hypocritical. Cisse's a muslim, yeah that's great fair play to him. But i'd bet my left nut he has an accountant working for him who shifts his money through a dozen financial institutions who's business practices are every bit as shady as wonga. But hang a trout, that's ok because they're saving Papiss money and earning him this interest his faith apparently doesn't agree with. Put the shirt on or fuck off, simple as.

Just lol'ed half my breakfast up there.

I'm hoping Dortmund win. I've nowt at all against Bayern, just like to see Dortmund do it.

If everything had gone to plan i'd have bought two tickets for next season. One for me and one in the wifes name would have been shared by various family members and workmates. But fuck that! We've had some thoroughly depressing times in the past, but this is different. It's the first summer in living memory i haven't been itching for the new season to start, i'm actually not bothered about watching NUFC. I won't go as far as saying this club has finally beaten me, but fuck me it's close.