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He's a foot too tall and his hair's better than my lass'es.

Georgios Samaras has been outstanding. No you read that correct.

If Jose was to leave Liverpool, and i don't think he will, he'd view a return to us as a stepping stone to something bigger. As i'm at work i can't post my exact views on that scenario, but you can guess what they are.

What do you reckon it costs to charter one them planes for a trip to Marseille?

He needs to fly to Marseille without permission.

Didn't Barthez go through a phase of cutting the lower sleeves off with scissors at half time? Or am i on acid again. I'm sure he did. Because i can remember a commentator, way back when, saying how it was against the laws of the game for a keeper to have short sleeves.

I think i'd like him to go to Marseille because i can imagine him sitting outside a little cafe, sipping one of them faggy little coffees and smoking a cheroot.

I'd really like to see him go to Marseille, and i can't even explain nor have any idea why.

Liverpool are gonna get bummed here.

Decent, but largely wasted in a two man centre midfield.

Here, we just got beat 2-0 by the european champions. They were even better than they were in may due to that belgian twat and we were without Tiote. Lets just dust ourselves off and move on.

Torres is such a fanny, dives and flings his leg out at every available opportunity. Top finish though.

It'll have been said a million times before, Dortmunds stadium is awesome. Decent game too.

She (the cat) is going without her tea tonight.

We'll score relatively early then defend really well until nicking a second late on.

Hasn't even got going yet. Two big names coming in the next few days!

Probably, but many of us are the same. We've criticised Ashleys reluctantance to stump upthe extra 20 quid for Debuchy. But after a shaky start during Ashleys reign the signings have been astounding. Most in terms of value for money, but Cisse just simply astounding.

The ca Why, what makes you say that like? The cat told me.

He'll fly over here tomorrow.

He wore Nike at the start of last season also. Pantafolos in pre season last year, nike early on, then various pairs of adidas for the rest of the season. I was half joking when i said he orders them off pro direct, but he surely can't have a boot deal.

How long are folk gonna keep saying that though? How do you give confidence to a grown man who plays football like a shit scred four year old?

Does more harm than good, i'd honestly rather play with ten men than have this cunt on the field.

It would help them. But i can't blame LFC for being hung up on the £35m, i mean we can't forget it either.

Get well soon Kev. Was one of my favourite players as a kid.

Now wearing Nike boots? 3rd boot manufaturer in 12 months for HBA, he must just order them off pro-direct.