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All of Santa's presents have to be worth around £50m surely, so seems a decent swap, Klaus for Barella.

Only Newcastle could give a new deals to Mark Gillespie and Paul Dummett, while simultaneously bidding for one of the best CM's in world football

Color me underwhelmed..

He's no Shelvey, but he'll do.

He's probably the biggest bullshit merchant around

It's not the documentary, its an NBC produced clip from a few weeks back, if you have a shark to surf the web on, it can be viewed now: https://www.nbcsports.com/video/embed/nbcsports/taN3_dPizFEP

Officially in the new season: https://www.premierleague.com/tables

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He's a Newcastle Fan too right? Must be lush being a third choice keeper, doesn't even play for the reserves

Celtic are in advanced talks with Brendan Rodgers over a potential return

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/magpies-confirm-gateshead-game/

Nah, I like the fact they have separate kits, not just from a fitting point of view, it makes it makes the women team feel like they're unique and worthy to stand on their own, not just something tacked onto the end of the men's team.

I'm may be stretching here, but the worst thing about that is the way he said it, in a somewhat flippant (for lack of a better word) way, as it must mean that it is a somewhat regular occurrence for him to essentially shrug it off like it was nothing, and that in his head it is just a part of life as a black footballer. Which is undeniably really sad.

Used to love the idea of signing Gameiro, still banging them in for Strasbourg in Lique 1, reckon he could still do a job?

So maybe he does know something?

To be fair, Parker has had two season managing in the Championship, and been promoted both times like

Played 30 times according to FotMob:

Cool, will create it closer to the start of the season, given we only have one person on loan at the moment, it'll be pointless

Speaking of which, do we think it'll be worth having a "Loan Watch" thread? Or would that be too much clutter?

I love Google Translate

I'm the complete opposite, can't understand why anyone would have any sort of issue with him, especially considering the endless amount of shit presenters in the country, he seems completely harmless to me, maybe slightly arrogant, but every presenter is

Seville won the Europa League, and Barca won LaLiga so are places in pot 1, Real Madrid have a high coefficient but only qualified in second place without winning their domestic league, so are in pot 2.

Purslow stepping down at Villa.