Froggy

What part of the Burnley player there is behind Dalot? His foot is ahead, his knees ahead, his heads ahead. Look at the lines on the ground man.

He's good like but no idea where these figures are coming from. We'll just sign Lammens if Martinez is that sort of stupid money.

At least £45m for a 33 year old keeper. Would make him the third most expensive keeper ever. Aye, I reckon he'll be staying put.

Make it £60m just to avoid any hiccups.

He's 33 next week. @brummiewhat's the expected fee for this? Wouldn't want anything more than £15m.

Very weak lads. PIF must be having a look at Howe now. Fairly clear it was Isak holding it all together.

Just noticed this comment. However, Man United have the highest xG in the league, second highest shots on target in the league after Liverpool and by far the most touches in the oppositions box in the league. Thoughts guys?

It was an automated offside mate. Humans just confirm it. There was nothing scandalous about it. Can we stop trying to pretend Burnley deserved anything out of the game? They were tortured.

But we do have that though.

Scum bastards. Wouldn't have been upset at an Elanga winner.

Who do you think I wanted to win that game James?

Same position as Garnacho too isn't it?

I never really get too caught up in offsides. It feels like so many go for and against you but I'd say 99% of the time the right decision is made, especially now with the semi-automated tech. From the image though the Burnley player is definitely ahead of Dalot. It was Yoro that was worrying me initially.

Let me know when it happens.

This is why we don't make snap judgements after two games. That Spurs performance is worse than anything Amorim has ever served up.

That pesky automated offside. Even the robots love the cartel. Clear corruption.

I'm winding myself up mate. It's word for word what I said about Isak.

4 goals for Sesko, us being a laughing stock, but winning the FA Cup.

Genuinely going to wreck the gaff if this cunt's better than Sesko.

Post is word for word as well.

Your memory is poor.

Can everyone who criticised our spending on Casemiro have a little word with themselves? £73m for Woltemade. Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

We obviously want to see Antony go because he's not going to play and it would be dead money otherwise. €25m plus a 50% sell on clause is decent for someone who's been awful. If he has another great season in Spain his value will rise a lot and we'd get a lot more in the future. I don't think any of us are delighted that Hojlund is going, but I also don't get why people are sliding the fees about to make it seem worse. We didn't pay £75m, we paid £64m, and it's not potentially £40m, it's £43m. It would represent PSR profit. Both of those deals are good. Garnacho is the one that was too cheap if anything.

Well that's not getting triggered. Serious loan fee though.