The Merse

That brownhill is absolutely hopeless

Erickson is going to end up with a neck injury watching the ball going sailing over him

Lalana doing what he does best

I think we missed Joelinton in there last night - he bullies the opposition

I think it was difficult to assess him because whenever I watched Brighton he was playing lwb so always looked a little awkward when up against a speed merchant. But he never got done really badly which I suppose is a testament to his game awareness - I never realised what a collosus he could be as a centre back though

They should be drinking pints of Ralph's tears

Something to do with that bloke that got Bournemouth relegated

Definitely looked more confident

This fella is sensational

Second half was a tactical masterclass with a load of s housery chucked in

Michael Owens jacket - that is all I have to say

They are a weird bunch - never had an axe to grind with them yet they despise us for some reason which is beyond me

It's not even a Leeds style thumping because they have been rampaging forward creating loads of chances - they create nowt and then constantly leave spurs one on one

If you take Sunderland as an example they flattened loads of their period architecture to build that bridges monstrosity and are left with an eyesore that nobody gives a crap about - I personally think it's important to retain the historical integrity of the city even if it means stymieing the potential plans for the stadium

She can totally have her opinion and I am sure the CEO of any other club could have a similar one ,unfortunately, because its us she is getting pelters in the press for it - it's just more mud that can get slung our way

The media are starting to push the narrative that links between Putin and abramahovic is a recently discovered thing - everybody new it was there - just brushed under the carpet for twenty years - I love Mandy but she should really shut up sometimes

Please let that happen - if only for the sake of Cundy and jacobs

He has his drawbacks and he is being challenged which is a good thing - agreed he has faults but the sight of him getting on the end of one of our corners with his head is a sight to behold - brute force combined with controlled aggression - I find it quite stirring (as you can probably tell)

What was the point of putting kepa on - he has been terrible

I was watching it and I thought it had to be wood - didn't realise till the replay

I think it may mean the end of their bottomless pit of Russian mafia money

You off to a Chelsea forum next?

Seems to have calmed down a bit - has done some nice interceptions and tackles

Just switched it on - turned by havertz in the box then didn't jump for the corner they scored from

I remember Tommassons first game and he missed an easy chance - always thought if that had gone in if things would have been different for him