The Merse

Glad man utd are in the lead but some of their players man - just can't stand them

Quite possibly - their corner routines are borderline assault - proper 80s Wimbledon stuff

Absolutely terrible - Leeds have been utterly gash aswell

Was that cattermole ahead of cabaye? Not sure since it's been parodied that much

Wonder if he does all his vids with a hair net on?

Couple of times we would have got caught with Ritchie, Lewis or dummett playing there - he was very solid

He is definitely a slow starter but by the middle of the second half he was great - moves very well across the grass

Beatiful pisstake of Dele Alli - some player

Rangers totally bottling it atm

Career over - what a waste

Thought it was malware

Talksporr gave it the big promotion chat pre match lol

I always liked Robert when he was on it he was brilliant but he was very hit and miss - defenders got away with murder back then aswell which probably contributed to that - it definitely did with ginola

I noticed there was no concern over Rafa's health when he was getting dogs abuse - no hand wringing about his family being collateral damage

That's a disgrace - really disgusting - I would assume they aren't going to go through every club in the premier League and replicate the Tory schoolboy humour on each chairman/executive

Quick feet for a big lad

Always looks like he has a pebble in his boot - constantly in pain - put a shift in yesterday but the lack of being able to substitute him late on exposed his lack of fitness

A fairer referee and he would have affected the game even more with free kicks and a penalty but without hyperbole that was one of the worst refereeing performances I have seen in a while

Thought he was ok - won loads of flick ons that ASM was getting onto - as a back up striker he is enough but obviously Wilson is the main man

Glides through the midfield - was great second half

Tactically good today - sorted Harrison out after 20mins and he was fairly ineffective after that

Watched Tom Lawrence quite a bit this season and he is a quality player - very clever movement , keeps the ball well and can pick a good pass - just the usual champo to prem gamble

Should sign this Sargent kid - looks decent

He has a device fitted which regulates his heart beat - apparently Italy have rules that you can't play professionally with it but he has been training with his first club I think - would have balls of steel to play again but can't imagine the insurance premiums on the contract

Yep - you can't go into must win matches get a draw and then hype the next game up as must win - eventually you run out if time and yesterday was pivotal because even Norwich are better than us and if Burnley scrap a few results from games in hand we are rock bottom