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Ahh not Spurs, go to Goodison man Moussa.

Why are Everton being total scruffs about it like? Just pay up.

This, it's like the perfect club we could have hoped for, he obviously wasn't going to go to West Brom. Everton man, after all the twisting he's done for years he's going to end up down the road at fucking Everton

My tip would be to stop saying buzz phrases like "just speaking the truth" "telling it like it is" especially when you were clearly wrong.

Everton

Yes but to get from £1 to £1m doesn't require an additional £1m, it requires £999,999 because you already hold £1. Shut up man it's 99,999,900% and nothing else. https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=what+is+(99%2C999%2C900%25+of+1)+%2B+1

Have you quoted the wrong person?

1,000,000% of £1 is £10,000 isn't it? Like 100% of £1 is £1, not £100. Unless I'm being a total moron here.

No they don't I think Tiote will play games this season if he's not sold, as Colback will too. We lack central midfielders which sort of tells it's own story when we're willing to let Tiote leave.

Rafa was picking Tiote at the back end of last season so he clearly doesn't think he's shit. If anything, asking for a fee suggests that he knows he's still got value, if we're letting him go it's because he's got a year left on his contract and he wants a move. If he doesn't get it, he'll probably feature in quite a few games this season. Steven Taylor too. Taylor was dropped as Rafa got to know the squad better, whereas Tiote was brought back into the team and that coincided with our unbeaten run. You think Rafa actually rated the central midfield pairing of Tiote and Colback?

And Cisse.

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It's literally the only thing the Baby Boomers have tbf, just go along with it. AYE ANKLES MATE. MUST HAVE BEEN HARD FOR YOUS.

Someone needs to get the train over with a bluetooth speaker and a Spotify subscription to sit near him projecting a playlist of really emotional songs.

He's in another country now yeah Oh he's trying to get better His shooting was his only crime Yeah I remember Riviere So keep believing And do what you do I can't help you but I know things are gonna get better And please stop asking (what it's got) to do with you Oh keep believing 'coz you know that we deserve better

We've had a few of these signings. You have grounds to be excited but deep down everyone knows it will end in tears.

I think there's a good backbone for a Premiership side when we get back up like, arguably better than we've had for a couple of years, and better depth. We obviously lack star quality but you'd expect us to sign that. GK - Krul/Sels/Darlow/Elliott - Krul will probably go, we might need another No1 depending on how well Sels settles. RB - Yedlin/Anita/Jesus - Seems decent enough. Anita looked good at the end of last year too. CB - Mbemba/Lascelles/Hanley/Clarke - By all accounts Clarke is absolutely shite but the other 3 are no worse than we've had since 2011, and are still really young. LB - Lazaar/Mbabu/Dummett - It'd be hard for Lazaar to be worse than the LBs we've had throughout the years. OK cover potentially in Mbabu and Dummett. CM - Shelvey/Hayden - Weakest part of the pitch at Premiership level, could do with a couple in. Hayden is promising though, hopefully Shelvey matures. Wings/AMs - Ritchie/Sissoko/Aarons/Diame/Perez - We lack a proper no10 and Ritchie is our only natural winger that isn't perma-fucked. Potentially Atsu too if we keep him. ST - Mitrovic/Gayle/Armstrong - Need at least one striker of proven quality brought in, even if Mitrovic has a good season. Our attacking mids and wingers are still weird, although Ritchie and Atsu balance it out a bit, the rest of the squad has a good shape to it though. We could shift the deadwood which I haven't listed but I don't think there's much need for a huge reshuffle. We need to improve in areas but more adding too rather than replacing.

I don't even want him anymore, that's the worst item of clothing I've ever seen.

What the fuck are those on his legs?

all 4 of my picks were bummed like. Everton win was nice though, may waste more money on them and Nowrich in the next round.

Went DNB acca on a few Prem sides. Deffinitely worth a few quid.

Cheers like, think I'll have a closer look now at HT.

What's it all about like? I got 5/1 for Everton U23s against Bolton but I don't know what im betting on, just put it on because of the odds. Is it the re-done Johnstones Paint Trophy?

It's relevant because his performances improved the longer Rafa had time to get an effective system going, before that we were all over the place under McClaren. Well aye, but across the whole season he was fairly shite, which is what people are saying.

How is that relevant man He had a few standout performances for me but was ultimately no better than anyone else in a season we were fucking relegated.