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Plays like he's playing FIFA street. Looks like he could be very good in the right side but he's never a lone 9.

Cannot panic, they've been absolutely honking

Man Utd look set to just sit in like

Looks painful trying to get a conversation out of Van Dijk

Hopefully he throws a load of slow, physically inferior wimps into midfield again.

How the fuck is Sidney Cooke still going at 97 year old man

I'd somehow managed to erase Phil Brown from my footballing memory.

I think the issue is that with the stadium being full of cockneys, there's a near 100% chance there's a squeaky cunt within earshot of the mic.

I suppose that's it, aye. It's as camp as Christmas but it has that anthem feel. Someone mentioned singing Big River and I think it would sound class.

Meh, it's mawkish but sounds good imo. Blaydon Races is historic but sounds like it was written by a 4 year old.

Knowing our luck he'd come in like Owen Hart

Conscious and talking is what you write when someone's come out of a near vegatative state Cannot write stuff like that without elaboration.

COME ON MOYSEY LAD

He grew up in a poor household, and to touch up an old strip of his beloved lads, his mother coloured the white stripes in with a sharpie, hence the love of his 2nd team, AC Milan.

Read my post again man I detected nowt, I thought it was more likely his head going was to contribute to the 'his legs have gone' comments than age, given the timing.

Eh? It was well know he didn't want to be here and was trying to force a move to another country, do you think he would have been putting in the same hours and effort into training and dieting as he was the year before?

It's not fair to call him a cheerleader either. He's decent backup, if needed he will play when fit, it was the same with Ritchie and Dummett although Lascelles is a level above what they were when they left. You could bring a better player in to pack the bench but you're going to have to spend time and resources bringing them up to speed and hope they gel with the group.

We need a "tap the sign" meme knocking up to remind people that real football isn't FIFA/EAFC and players are kept around because they help keep standards up in training ect. Obviously we think he's earning his wage.

What if Rice just decides to rifle 5 free kicks into the top corner though?

Absolutely mental decision for that free kick.

Barns looks like he wants my todger in that lineup photo.

It's likely Trippier went to shit due to a lack of effort more than his age imo. If he's back putting in the hours like he would have been before 'the incident' he could play every week.

Thauvin was absolutely hated for a series of completely asinine reasons tbf. Sure he was booed and had 'you're not fit to wear the shirt' after 3 games or something even though he looked promising. Then there was the Tuxedo craic. Looking at what he done afterwards I think Howe would have had him firing.