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Revolution Number 9

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  1. Only because his senior rivals are Mr Newcastle and the Set Piece Magnet. How fucking depressing is that?
  2. Beardsley is just as much of a puppet as Carver or Stone.
  3. Cacapa man, I'll never forget him being muscled off the ball by 2-foot-3 Andy Johnson at home to Portsmouth.
  4. That I've seen in my lifetime and off the top of my head - ---------------------Elliott----------------------- Carr-------Ramage------Cacapa----Huntington Geremi-----Smith--------Butt--------- Obertan ------------Ameobi-------Luque----------------- Cacapa needs to be team captain mind, easily the worst player I've ever seen for us.
  5. Do you think they've only decided to do this now because they were previously afraid that Shola would break the screen with one of his shots?
  6. Maybe they think that if we score one and they repeat it on the big screen twice it will count as three.
  7. Might be worth it if they manage to play replays of something else like the Meyler incident. Slo-mo replays, at least three of them should do it.
  8. I love the comment from "Andy": Or the one from bimpy474
  9. This was clearly the plan all along. 4 years of Pardew, resulting in some of the most unwatchable football ever experienced by mankind. Then they install the big screen and everyone at the stadium will be so desperate to watch something other than the match that they'll be glued to the Sports Direct adverts that show non-stop. Ingenious. As evil plans go, I give it 8/10.
  10. Imagine your team playing there man, awesome.
  11. How the fuck is his head half the size of his torso?
  12. What happened to him, anyway?
  13. If the devil you know is the worst of the worst, the unknown is always going to be an improvement.
  14. I shouldn't do this to myself, shouldn't allow hope to set in once again only for it to be torn away as a last-minute 1-0 winner at home to Shitbags FC goes in off someone's arse cheek and sets him up for another few months, but I just can't help it.
  15. I can't even imagine what post-Pardew NUFC will look like.
  16. Hull have a pretty fucking good squad now tbf, can't wait to watch them play. This is depressing as fuck.
  17. Well b) has happened and there's no sign of improvement so far.
  18. I heard that he likes his spoons to go almost as deep as his midfield.
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