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Good question - the reality, I think, is we need 3 elevens of sufficient quality - we have 2 at the moment. So more revenue is required - because of PSR it will have to be gradual but a shiny new stadium and a cup this year would help.

Just fantastic play - we've got the real deal.

Statement performance tonight - so so good. Take this forward and who knows....

May the fleas of a thousand camels afflict his arse and may his arms be too short to scratch - so it is written and so let it be so. Absolute knacker.

Interesting article about Walt and some criticism of Wirtz so all in all recommended. https://www.goal.com/en/lists/nick-woltemade-returns-to-newcastle-on-gbp75-flight-international-duty-with-germany/bltf257520032f985c6

Wow - what a player he is already - Eddie said he hasn't really had time to gel with his team mates but his play already is top top class. We have got a live one here - exceptional feet.

LFC International Academy Saudi Arabia is an official partner of the Club and we deliver coaching programmes under the guidance of LFC. Through daily communication with the technical and business teams in Liverpool, programmes are planned, delivered and administered to the high standards expected by LFC. Liverpool’s owners, Fenway Sports Group (FSG), have expanded their sports empire with a landmark $3 billion investment into professional golf, a move involving a partnership with Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund (PIF). Got bored but you get the idea - no club is morally white and holier than thou crusaders are looking a bit silly eh King Kenny.

There is a Father Ted Paraphrase - as long as Liverpool lost and the snake did nothing I am happy and that's all that matters - it has been a fantastic afternoon - I don't even mind the weirdo's down the road winning - in fact I will support them 100% against the tapping up ever so respectful scouse fucktards at every step of their journey. Get to fuck you entitled bellends.

Born and bred in Newcastle - always associated the smell of the brewery with the trip to St James back in the day. Happy to move but as others have said keep it in the town centre.

I think there will be a significant difference between Eddie Premier league fit and German league fit - it will take him time to adjust.

It is in the stars - Woltemade rhymes with Torqeumada meaning there will be a Spanish Inquisition, watch out Barcelona and Athletic - I forsee results that no one expects. I may also have had a couple of sherberts.

The vacuum at the top has caused this mess and I can aim no blame at the scouts or management - the glacial manner in which PIF move on decisions has been detrimental and hopefully many lessons have been learned in this window.

I agree with this, if we get JSL through the door we will sell Isick and bid enough to get Wissa - getting rid of the snake and giving our attack depth and options, IMHO.

I agree a fully stocked bench with like for like replacements of sufficient quality (not 3 goalkeepers) will give us so much more in terms of flexibility and game/player management. Colour me cautiously optimistic (caveat - depends if Isak either fully commits or is sold and adequately replaced)

Forgive my ignorance but are the current options: 1 Isak apologises sacks his agent, signs a contract with release clause stays for the season: 2 Isak puts in transfer request loses healthy loyalty and signing on cash and we wait for an acceptable offer; 3 Isak is banished to the stiffs for 3 seasons as PIF play hardball - he emerges at age 28 with career in tatters - obvious cost to club initial £+60m less depreciation and any supposed profit depending on size of bid; 4 Club accept lower offer just to get rid of a bad apple. Does anyone know of any other options - for instance can we force him to go on loan to a club abroad, or can we sell his registration to a Israeli/Iranian/Russian/Chinese club etc. Cheers

OK - scenario NUFC lair beneath Fenham - Yasir, Big Eddie and The "Nickson" are discussing transfers. OK boss, says Nickson, the hares are running we've got the fuckers going after- Pedro, Ekitikekekeke, Sesko, Mbeumo, Delap - we now move for our real targets - Mwahahahah. Then I woke up Doh!

Fuck me - he was even more useless than I first thought. Good article.

I am hoping that this Isak saga and the fallout will give the club the kick up the arse it needs to go out all guns blazing and just blitz 3 signings in a week - a man can dream.

This - always this - there is no way in hell Yasir as head of SA PIF would be seen to lose face, it would be an insult to the whole Kingdom. I expect there will be some oil poured on troubled waters and Isak will swallow his pride for 1 more season - caveat (I hope).

OK - Assuming he is being a compete cunt about this - we own him for 3 more years - his sale does not dictate our current transfers - make an example of him - rot in the reserves (Man in Iron Mask stylee) for 3 years - and get kicked to fuck and see who wants you then. Meanwhile we grow and improve without the duplicitous fucker and he serves as a warning to all footballers - lol /s.

[Alex Crook]Nottingham Forest is hoping Manchester City come in with a rival bid to sign Morgan Gibbs-White. MGW told Marinakis that he would only leave Forest for a certain level of club. The Forest owner does not believe Spurs fit that category, hence his fury over his potential move to Spurs. We should be in like a ferret up a trouser leg.

Now the Hugo hook is firmly embedded in Liverpool's gob can we not now pivot to Morgan Gibbs White - do our NFFC mates a solid pay a bit more and fuck over the mighty Spurs in the process - two of the snowflake six shafted in one glorious move - perhaps IMHO

I have given this offer more consideration than it is due already. Now, fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying ‘You Can’t Fuck Off Past Here.’ Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever.

Has our Chairman not indicated that Isak is his favourite and is not for sale - I would imagine scouseland will not be very popular with KSA. Additionally I expect a firm but polite "Do One".

I watched it - argghhh if this doesn't happen I will be very miffed indeed!