cannybagoftudor

This exactly

spent zero - going backwards

Hmmmm, he looks like he's about to pull on a dress and call himself Lilly Savage. perfect

Amazing. LOL

Is Lukaku a possibility? Runs for cover

Green mile

Hopefully MA is now sick of being embarrassed - he tends to react to his rep being dissed - so hopefully he will pull the trigger on his clueless goon

eating an apple

Horse s***, I'd take a defeat tomorrow if it started something that ended in Ashley and his poodles leaving. As it is, we'll probably get the worst of both, lose and the t***s remain. I believe Ian's point is that even if we lost and there were protests, nothing would change. Which is true. That depends on the strength of the protest though. It's the apathy amongst the match going fans that is killing us. Ashley is just taking advantage of that apathy. I don't think he cares - an empty stadium would be embarrassing but he still gets the TV franchise cash regardless - hence, IMHO why he can't be bothered with maximising sponsorship and brand revenue - because NUFC sadly is not the brand he is pushing, it is Sports Direct.

Was it a poster on here who suggested AP got an incentive from transfer profit - if so he may have made a canny bit of cash from Yohan.

I'm pretty old - so I love that he loves getting "stuck in".

David Cameron can f*** off the f***ing smug shiny-headed Tory f***ing c***. Also thinks Norwich will beat Sunderland 2 - 0 to be fair -

Hmm... Why do you have to make strong tackles to be a good defender? Some of the best in history rarely dived in at all so that's a harsh criticism for me. I don't see this awful positional sense either (on a consistent basis anyway) apart from when the defence are playing a needlessly high line - that's a deficiency with the system rather than the individual for me and IMO it also plagued Debuchy earlier in the season; it hasn't been apparent on either side of the pitch in recent weeks as the defensive line has generally been deeper and the formation has been more compact. I can't disagree with the criticism of him walking/jogging back like, but I do think he's improved in that sense in recent months compared to last season, so there's some progression there. I'm not talking about diving in, I'd just like to see a little more from him, let his winger know he's there. Just can't agree with his positioning mind. He does get caught out. Teams get behind him to easily to often. I like him. Good on the ball, his left foot is getting better. Good pace. Still plenty room to improve though.

Lulled them into a false sense of security tbh - Pardew will fire them up and boom - looking forward to a second half of annihilation - fingers crossed.

A game of two halves - again but 3 pts

could be worse, could be better

That's it in a nutshell.

Joke's got a 3 year contract - so compo from Man Yoo - it all falls into place

This is tempting fate - but I approve of the selection - hope they are awesome! Time to shine

I don't think he meant it to be a double negative, the daft plank. He usually saves those for the team sheet. :lol: :lol: It's the sort of drivel that comes out of a (insert foreign language) to English on-line translator - I'm guessing he is acting as the mouthpiece for JFK and is having to translate his insane ramblings.

There will be much gnashing of teeth...

I like the cut of your jib - (presumably kemen is one) so in talks for a GK so a LW and a super duper FWD and we're all set - crossing stuff

Also I'm sure Saylors brown nosing won't be forgotten.