TBG

Keep an eye on RTG Black and white flags in the crowd for Sam Fender at Glastonbury.

Worrying that we're giving Milan the whole weekend to try again.

Deserves to walk straight into the Man United job if Hag doesn't have 30 points from the first 10 games.

Was never in doubt

Something doesn't feel right

Surely they can just build on Leazes Terrace

Look Ike a tea towel my grandmother would have.

Some of yous won't be happy until we're signing the likes of Jorge Mario Bergoglio

Absolutely shite how they won't break confidentiality agreements and play out all of our improvement deals in the media.

£10m? Looks like we're paying for their promotion at the greater cost of our relegation.

Safe to say this one may or may not happen

THANK YOU JACK

Worrying how easy they've gave up on Botman.

Commentators talking about respect as if this isn't the same Hungary that sided with Germany in world war 2.

It's not used in a bad way (this time) but I hate how it's nearly always "former Newcastle United...". Tomasson went onto play for 5 other clubs and according to Wikipedia played for us the least amount of times. Fully expect Nile Ranger to commit murder and it'll be "Former Newcastle United player.." when he's gone on to play for 460 other clubs since leaving us.

Man, imagine being one of those that sided with Pardew. You've got an incredible attacking player. One of a kind. The best we've had in years, and you think he's shite cause he doesn't track back enough. No wonder so many were happy with Bruce.

Got a spare match programme and pin badge for Howe's first game (Brentford) if anyone would like it.

That kit was class.

Does it matter? We still beat them at it and Brexit.

It was 82 years ago yesterday that Italy declared war on us. Players don't even seem to CARE.

Almiron buries that

Wouldn't mind seeing Maxi playing as a 19

When do we play against the likes of San Marino again? Could do with sticking 10 past someone to put us back on top of the throne.

He plays a perfect 10. But he's rated a 7. Matty Target, he's one of our own.