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Fletcher’s matey matey schtick with Ally is very tired

Also looks like someone’s dropped a pot noodle on his head, the idiot

Awful header from Ekitike

Nuno Mendes is the best LB in the world. Hakimi is also better than Frimpong

Going to help us for sure

There’s no question they needed goals but their main issue has been having a papier mache midfield and a shite defence and awful goalkeeper. Why they’ve chosen to overload one section of the pitch at the expense of all the others is beyond me

I do think your opinion of Jim is going to sour very strongly over the next few years, it may be different if the Glazers get out. But if it’s Jim and the Glazers still here in three years time it’s going to be ugly scenes

Oh dear, brochure launch in 3, 2, 1….

Would fucking love this all to blow up in Romano’s face. Will have to eat a ton of shit and take a huge hit to his reputation if the move doesn’t happen given how much he’s relentlessly pushed it

Not really no

Isak can go fuck himself. Lad’s carried on in a reprehensible fashion. You’re not in fucking fairytale land where you get to do whatever you want all the time

Get this lad a statue

Great response in fairness, we can’t have Eddie tainted in all this. Whatever the fans sentiment either way, it needs to be levelled at the board not Eddie even if Eddie has more say than he pretends

Loving our scorched earth approach. Think we’re handling the Isak situation as well as we possibly could

Can’t fucking wait for the season to start, need football not fucking soap opera politics and propaganda social media as the main event. Even if we are undercooked and haven’t strengthened at all like we’d hoped. Lastly, fuck you Isak, you parasite

There’s been a lot of chatter on this one by a lot of people who don’t watch him play much if at all. Curva’s profile on him was helpful. I’m going to trust Nickson on this one as well as Eddie’s coaching

Our job now is to bring in two quality strikers and hold firm until our valuation is met, and we keep increasing it while it remains not met

Raya does so badly there and then tries to blame others, classic

LW, no. He’ll probably develop as either an LW or an LW that can also play as a 10. Not sure about wide forward

Romano can be trusted on whether deals are happening or not. He can’t be trusted on the details of the deals any longer. He’s a mouthpiece selling engagement and has been proven to be a scumbag liar regularly on details

It’s not possible to do justice to how much Eddie has squeezed out of Murphy. Taken one of the more limited footballers you can find and made him as efficient as he can be

Have to wonder why other sides haven’t at this point. Can only be because we’re briefing that our selling price is way higher than £120m or sides are concerned about his horrific attitude

I’m not going to pick Eddie’s words apart when we don’t know any of the details behind the scene. My instinct is that I don’t believe it’s to do with reneging on a contract. I think it’s more to do with the fact that Isak is out and is aggressively telling everyone associated with the club that he’s out and that he’ll never play for us again. Eddie could easily be forcing Isak’s hand here with his comments. We know how clever he is at saying one thing to one audience and another to a different audience without explicitly lying to either. Just going to trust a man who I think is probably one of the best communicators I’ve ever come across that he’s playing this right

Then do a player buying survey and try to knock off another 10% because of amber and red risks after a fee is agreed

Isn’t the best scenario for you one which involves the return of the double AA battery, Arma?