gbandit

£33m, cheap in one sense if he fulfils his potential but whatever, let’s just get it over with

See you later lad, wish you all the best (except against us)

Jackson

This Italian team is awful to watch

Spurs sold their best players to get into the cartel. There’s nothing to suggest anything right now about our “grand plan”. Just wait it out and see what happens then start the post-mortem when it’s clear what’s going on

If there’s truth to these rumours of offering out multiple players it’s going to take Howe’s amazing communication skills and character to keep the team feeling connected

You seem to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of this. It seems very odd. I know you enjoy throwing things back at people but why?

Eh? How on Earth is he only going for that? And why Brentford?

You lead the way, mock up one of those flags with Barnesy on it to show we mean business

Just away to douse mesel in petrol

Isak, Gordon then Bruno for me

The fuck is gannin on. Every time I open a thread it’s a different swap deal I see

Fairly sure he’s going to be just fine like. He’s 19 and desperate to prove himself. A permanent transfer to another club where he’ll likely be a starter is good news for him

If Mainoo is the only change then Southgate might get through this game but when it comes crashing down he’s going to be hammered to death forever more. To not try and change what’s happening on the left after 3, potentially 4 games against poor opposition is frankly absurd

One thing I will say though is that if Minteh is the only signing to go before end of June (I personally think Wilson and Trippier are also likely) then I think there’s a very very good chance there’ll be no other outgoings of players we want to hold onto, e.g. Isak or Bruno

Brighton

Can’t wait until we’re in both a financial position and competitive position where we don’t have to listen to this noise so often

Brighton are one of the few clubs I like in English football other than Newcastle. Having lived down there for a good few years in the past I’m always happy for them to do well as long as it’s not at our expense. In this case it’s obviously a very unfortunate situation for us but whatever, I’m sure we’ll be fine and he will too

Thank fuck Chelsea binned Poch. They’d have been tough competition for top four if he’d stayed

Gbandit to Zendaya’s agent: ”So, what’s her status?”

Aye, but we all know what the rules are there for. Not sure there’s a single football fan that doesn’t understand their purpose at this point

Sick to fucking death of this shit. The PL is killing itself in so many different ways right now, it’s remarkable to see

Away Toon has a lot of hate to give

The only manager he’s willing to play for is gravel voice

Thanks QUIMB, you’ve raised the bar on the forum once again