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She really shouldn’t be using the word traumatised, it’s damaging for anyone who has experienced actual trauma

Kicking the ball out of play for that,

They both fucked up, the pass was awful but he seemed to decelerate at one point in trying to reach the ball

Vile scenes

Don’t Villa have wages to turnover issues? I’m not sure what the spurs situation is but there was definitely talk of them needing to sell, not sure if it’s to service debt. No idea on Chelsea as they’ve pulled every scam going

There’s talk of Spurs, Chelsea, Aston Villa

Based on his performances for Man U, his boyhood club, for years. He’s not remotely interested in being the best footballer he can be and he’s just been playing as he has to put himself in the shop window. His performances will plummet as soon as he gets a contract and settles in somewhere new

Really don’t get the idea that Rashford is a good signing on £100k wages, he doesn’t give a single shit

They’re not going to be at the beach, they have a chance to deny Chelsea CL football, that’s a big motivation

Love looking at this right now

He’s not even far off as it stands, it’s ridiculous

Get Miley in there immediately

As long as Chelsea are liable to cover the insurance claims for anyone dying in their Chelsea bedrooms I’m happy with the PSR arrangement. What a farce. I’d just kick Chelsea out of the league, they’re no longer a football club. They’re just a brand with a partner club at this stage

Sounds absurdly grim

Chelsea Residences in Dubai? What the fuck does it even mean

Which tune does this one go with?

Not enough boots on the flag

They’ve overtaken Liverpool for the victim trophy nowadays though, so it’s not all doom and gloom

And to lift the dressing room

There’s absolutely zero chance he goes anywhere where he isn’t expecting to start 95% of games. I’ll take a three month posting ban if he ends up benched more than ten times next season when fully fit

Delap’s not going anywhere to be a bit part player, he’s going somewhere to start every game

Reminds me of 90s video game character favourite, haven’t seen him use his head as a whip yet so he loses points for that

I think Delap is class. Didn’t like him flopping at the weekend, needs to drop that from his game but he’s a very well rounded centre forward. No idea how we’d use him though so not that desperate to sign him

Semenyo is a lot more than a run merchant, he’s a really good player but probably not good business at this stage