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Aye, I’m desperate for this to kick off. Every game is huge from now on but this one can really steady the ship

Wew, I’d like an Ange presser where he lets us know they’ll be rooted out

Worrying

Stoke against Sheffield United with nothing to play for, can’t be many worse fixtures on paper or as it’s playing out

@TBG?

We thinking Haemorrhoids or Steroids here?

Would love to see Botman play a role before the end of the season, Burn and Botman together if Schar is anything below 100%

Slow start but seems to have had a big impact recently in terms of goals and assists. Not seen him play at all though and he’s not made the bench once for the senior team so he can’t be anywhere close yet

“Sandro, did you place a bet on whether Eddie would make it? And Eddie, what does that do for the squad morale knowing that your player wanted you gone in order to recover some coin?”

He’s a better keeper than Onana and Bayindir. Not sure why they’re targeting him as a no. 3

Cheers, thats right and the maximum amortisation period is five years right? Even if you sign to an 8 year deal? They closed that loophole right?

I didn’t think so, I thought you had to take the full fee on immediately for PSR/FFP purposes even if you can split the payments but I may be wrong

He got Chris Wood, that was it

Saudi need a ban from signing from other leagues if they’re going to hike up fees to ridiculous levels

Get in, surely one or two of these youth prospects is going to make it

Eh?

Incredible they’ve been as successful as they have been these last two seasons. Shows how good a job Glasner is doing when you consider Parish is such an imbecile

I’m not saying he’d always start but he’d be able to start for us. His stats would look very different in a different team. Howe doesn’t even start more seasoned pros immediately like Bruno and Tonali so no one is coming in and taking Murphy’s place straight away anyway

Trafford and Dibling would start for us. Delap wouldn’t and Huijsen probably wouldn’t right now but would get a lot of game time

Delap feels way more Howe than Cunha for multiple reasons

Eddie’s return is absolutely massive for us

Criticising Ian Wright? She’s such a thick unlikeable cunt

We’re on track to net some lovely coin for our league position, will hopefully help our summer dealings

Insane goal, watch it lads and lasses

Not convinced