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Normally one or both sides control the ball in large parts of a game. Neither of these sides have had much control of the ball, it’s either been lofted in the air or challenged for and cannoned away more than it’s been actual fluid play

Instead of just circling the drain I think it’s Everton’s time to do the honourable thing

Get in, unlucky the Ev

Pickford, such a tart

Mateta’s an annoying player, has moments where he looks great but also long spells where he looks shit. Credit to any Palace fan that still goes to their games like

Bit harsh this, he was still performing well last season. Not seen him this season. I wouldn’t want him playing for us but you can’t fault his professionalism

How long’s Nickson been here?

Nah, we’ll not be lowering our demands. The longer they try to play us, the more they’ll have to pay in terms of compensation and covering his gardening leave wages. Also need to add in some extra costs for wasting our time due to Lingard. At this point, our focus is on finding the best replacement. Our second focus is stopping Man U from getting Ashworth before September unless they pay £20m. The slugs with their pathetic fans going on about needing to know our place in the food chain. Let’s come back to that in ten year’s time you fucking idiots

Imagine being his family, you’d be absolutely desperate for him to give it up

You can kind of understand the logic of one of the shittest clubs in league football (Chelsea) changing manager every season pretty much. It’s an appalling approach but it has brought them success because they always poured in ridiculous amounts of money for every manager and they had a loan system that completely abused the entire football pyramid worldwide. For Sunderland to be using the same model is frankly nonsensical

Seeing plastic Man U fans giving it the big one on social media is an indictment of humanity and people whose insecurities define their personality

Think Mowbray’s not a yes man, has a lot of integrity

Refuse to listen to Jake on all grounds. Done it once for the Howe interview and never again

Probably their worst appointment in over a decade

Who’s his best mate? Dave Brailsford?

What’s Fati’s deal? He had injuries or just not made an impact?

All his best mates now work there and they’ve been shite by their standards for a decade. Theyre still one of the top 5 biggest clubs in the world in spite of that. I can see why he wants out, the pathetic snake

If that is the case then £35m for a development player with potential is a major misstep unfortunately

Everton -Crystal Palace tomorrow. Probably vying for the worst fixture in the league

Absolutely delicious hard ball

This is business, it happens. Also, fuck you Dan. I hope you have a disaster of a time at Man U when you join them

Never a foul, let alone a yellow

Wonder if Garnacho will ever stop being selfish

So embarrassing man

Casemiro is a caricature like. Pathetic refereeing