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He’s Michael Fassbender from Prometheus

He’s an extremely gifted player, looks a complete midfielder despite his age and lack of experience. So comfortable receiving the ball off both feet, retaining it and then feeding it elsewhere, gotten a lot stronger too

Another game with Sean below Willock and Miley. That seals him as sixth choice in midfield now

These are going backwards as a club, time to take advantage like we didn’t do on two occasions earlier this season

Also, Enciso has form for this, he’s an utter prick. Someone needs to spark the lad out

That’s an actual red. When you consider Schar got a red card for moving his head a few centimetres after that prick moved his first then how is that not a red when it’s far more dangerous

Also, your technique on the ball seems to improve every time I see you play @Yorkie, your feet are getting quicker and quicker. You had a nice strike from distance as well @TheInfiniteOdyssey

Little ear pull and look to the side, “this fucking guy”

My body has seized up on me now, too much chasing Funtime Frankie down

That curler to the top right corner was a stunner

Didn’t think he had a bad game at all, just doesn’t impose himself on games enough, especially games where he can’t run into space and carry the ball

Think there must have been about 8 handballs missed in the game

Delighted for him today, there’s enough about his game to like. Even if it’s not very well rounded he’s got pace, trickery and huge energy. He seems to work quite well from the right, especially late in games. I imagine he’d be poor there for a lot of the game as I don’t think he’s the most disciplined or the best at crossing but he looks really dangerous against stretched teams

Sorry to hear that, hope you’re doing ok and that the outlook’s all good

Aye, I’m desperate for this to kick off. Every game is huge from now on but this one can really steady the ship

Wew, I’d like an Ange presser where he lets us know they’ll be rooted out

Worrying

Stoke against Sheffield United with nothing to play for, can’t be many worse fixtures on paper or as it’s playing out

@TBG?

We thinking Haemorrhoids or Steroids here?

Would love to see Botman play a role before the end of the season, Burn and Botman together if Schar is anything below 100%

Slow start but seems to have had a big impact recently in terms of goals and assists. Not seen him play at all though and he’s not made the bench once for the senior team so he can’t be anywhere close yet

“Sandro, did you place a bet on whether Eddie would make it? And Eddie, what does that do for the squad morale knowing that your player wanted you gone in order to recover some coin?”

He’s a better keeper than Onana and Bayindir. Not sure why they’re targeting him as a no. 3

Cheers, thats right and the maximum amortisation period is five years right? Even if you sign to an 8 year deal? They closed that loophole right?