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Awful challenge, deserves a red. He went for the ball in a really stupid way and didn’t mean to nail him but you just can’t go in late like that. About as stonewall a red can get

Would love to see Richarlison deck Klopp

Absolutely love Luis Diaz, think he’s my favourite non-NUFC player, just wish he didn’t play for Liverpool

Anderson will be playing left wing surely against West Ham?

John Anderson is desperate for VAR to overturn this

Man U have got a lot of injury problems but they’ve still fielded an extremely expensive side and one that has good quality and they’re losing 0-1 to Palace. Is it time to start calling Ten Hag shite? His football is awful to watch, the discipline issues in the squad are clearly still a nightmare and he’s the least inspiring guy ever

Nah, Radio Newcastle. No idea who’s on Peacock

It’s fucking painful listening to John Anderson like, you never know which team he’s talking about. Constantly makes noises and comments without any context, and he’s angry about everything

Cant handle listening to John Anderson having no idea what’s going on

Delicious

How bad was it? Just listening

I like the second verse more, got legs

This Villa - Brighton game is huge. Think there’ll be a lot of goals but not sure which way I’d call it

I think we can all agree at this point that football governance is impotent and utterly pointless. It’s clear that there are huge numbers of owners who should be nowhere near clubs. Wish there was some legal route to fans having more power but unfortunately you’d then be left with other potential problems as large numbers of fans are idiots. Everyday I feel like I lose a bit more faith in how the world works

Bloody hell, wonder what’s been going on for him. Hopefully nothing serious happens and he can get whatever support he needs

Please take them

Aye, Nunez is going to score a lot of goals at the highest level because of his pace and movement. He’ll always have a rick in him and he’ll never be a great footballer but he will score goals. Just gutted that I can’t enjoy laughing at his misses as much now after the Liverpool game this season

Lee Ryder should give everyone confidence that you can succeed in life despite having zero talent, ability or even basic competency

4-1, Bruno in the goals, Jow with a goal too

The lads didn’t deserve that, what a joke

Joelinton’s been robbed of a mark and a half here

Howe’s already said that’s where he sees him long-term (at LB)

Targett deserves credit too, that’s the best he’s played in over a season

Hahahahahaha, fuck off Pep

This commentator, shut the fuck up