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This is it, Jim likes a vanity project and he likes pulling together a team of top experts. Fair play but football is vastly more complicated at the very top level when a team has flagged for so long than almost any other sport, certainly non-US team sport. The amount of money that’s involved, luck and continued good decisions needs someone who is able to be in it for a long time and keep pumping money in when it’s seemingly not going right. It’s not going to work out for Jim and his pals long-term even if they have a little boost for a year or so. What could save Man U is if they have some incredible players coming through their academy who love the club, think that might be their only hope because it’s still rotten to the core

Satire yah?

What does TheKnowledge refer to in your name? I only know the association with London cabbies

This is a little too accurate for my liking

Any players in the wider squad were unable to shift that we could use this “curse” precedent on? Absolute game changer

Probably the thing that made me despise Pardew the most

Steve Cooper would be perfect actually, if given time. Can’t see him being desperate for the job given how regularly you shift managers though

Bit gutting for her and the fans if that happens like. I see her as the heart of the club really, certainly at senior level. Eddie is also the heart but I like the idea of there being a mainstay that cares passionately at senior level. She’s someone who desperately wants to make a success of this

This is the content we’ve craved for too long. At long last our faith has been repaid

Godfrey thick as shit

This hinchcliffe? He’s such a monumental goon

Normally one or both sides control the ball in large parts of a game. Neither of these sides have had much control of the ball, it’s either been lofted in the air or challenged for and cannoned away more than it’s been actual fluid play

Instead of just circling the drain I think it’s Everton’s time to do the honourable thing

Get in, unlucky the Ev

Pickford, such a tart

Mateta’s an annoying player, has moments where he looks great but also long spells where he looks shit. Credit to any Palace fan that still goes to their games like

Bit harsh this, he was still performing well last season. Not seen him this season. I wouldn’t want him playing for us but you can’t fault his professionalism

How long’s Nickson been here?

Nah, we’ll not be lowering our demands. The longer they try to play us, the more they’ll have to pay in terms of compensation and covering his gardening leave wages. Also need to add in some extra costs for wasting our time due to Lingard. At this point, our focus is on finding the best replacement. Our second focus is stopping Man U from getting Ashworth before September unless they pay £20m. The slugs with their pathetic fans going on about needing to know our place in the food chain. Let’s come back to that in ten year’s time you fucking idiots

Imagine being his family, you’d be absolutely desperate for him to give it up

You can kind of understand the logic of one of the shittest clubs in league football (Chelsea) changing manager every season pretty much. It’s an appalling approach but it has brought them success because they always poured in ridiculous amounts of money for every manager and they had a loan system that completely abused the entire football pyramid worldwide. For Sunderland to be using the same model is frankly nonsensical

Seeing plastic Man U fans giving it the big one on social media is an indictment of humanity and people whose insecurities define their personality

Think Mowbray’s not a yes man, has a lot of integrity

Refuse to listen to Jake on all grounds. Done it once for the Howe interview and never again

Probably their worst appointment in over a decade