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He’s a PR machine. All he cares about is himself and making himself look good. His arse has dropped now the window’s closed and he has an upset Guehi on his hands and he’s worried he’s burned his bridges with us. Total cunt

Fuck off you piece of shit

I’d be surprised if he does like. He’s still a fantastic finisher but I think the area he’ll have dropped off on is his physicality and gaining that yard of space. He’d be fine scoring goals if we we had a stretched game but if a team is lining up as a low block I think he’d struggle now

Heartbreaking stuff, no one’s ruining Rupert the Bear for me

Howay man, put some respect on his name. He was a top class bear. Just read about the creators and they were a couple who didn’t have kids and travelled all the time from place to place. Doesn’t scream Tory to me

KSA - Come for the money, Stay for the death of your career

That must be a fairly lucrative no? Saw everyone drinking free cans on the way in to SJP on Sunday

It is a huge testament to the defensive coaching that we’re keeping teams out with our current back four. Tino is class, Krafth doesn’t have a lot of experience there and it’s not his natural position, he also doesn’t have much pace. Burn has the experience but it’s different being the main man in defence. Kelly and Hall are both either new or very much in development. Our defensive shape was excellent a lot of the time at the weekend

No idea about that one, the only bears I have time for are Superted, Rupert and Pooh gets a look in as well

He is an excellent finisher, he can have that

X-men used to be on somewhere around that slot as well. Was absolutely immense, I slept like a teenager even when I was a kid, would often miss some quality stuff from lying in bed too long

Loved a bit of the Raccoons when I was a kid. Also one of my favourite animals as a grown up

He just perfectly embodies who Newcastle have been in my lifetime

It’s absurd how hard he kicks that ball. An utterly ridiculous talent. How can someone be that good at kicking a ball as well as being one of the best dribblers in the world

The issue with Mount is he’s so tactically inflexible. He can only really play one position and that one is fairly unorthodox. He’s not a winger, he’s not a CM and he’s not a playmaker. He’s an attacking midfielder who isn’t really a playmaker

Seriously hope he's not on the brink. If anything he deserves a contract extension for bringing Man U back to where they belong

Looking forward to more Views From The Lane

Could honestly watch Limmy clips all day long

Better finisher, not as good movement and link up play but still very good movement and I think his link up play is actually underrated as well

What the fuck is going on with his career

Can’t beat a bit of forum police, love it

I love booing him, probably my favourite player to give shit to

Must be rough for Casemiro falling apart at Man U. If he goes to a smaller club it doesn’t get noticed but everyone can see in microscopic detail how badly he’s declined

Werner is such a busted flush, hard to believe he's as ineffective as he is

He’s a better finisher than almost all strikers in the league