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Sounds like a clown to go to Everton over West Ham unless the wage difference is insane. Could be enjoying some sweet wages in the championship in a year’s time

The striker targets we’re looking at seem like versatile strikers though who can play across the line. They’ve all been young players with room for development too. I think it’s an absolutely key signing, both as cover but also for offering something different as well

I’m a big fan of Maddison and I think he has the ability to make us a top 8 side but he’s not an absolute priority in terms of his position. Striker and potentially a pure right winger with pace would still be my key targets. Personally think that Willock will show more this season and I’m interested if Almiron can translate some of his pre-season form. The absolute number one priority is a striker though

Just glad to see Chelsea haven’t folded to be honest, was gutted that such a classy club were in trouble when that Saint Roman was rudely bounced out the club and there were worrying reports about their future but it looks like the days of them loaning out fifty players could be here to stay, phew

Yeah, he looked a wonderkid a few years back when he burst on the scene at 17 I think it was. Haven’t followed him at all since then though, did his career stall?

I know it was only a couple of pre-season outings but based on that evidence alone I can imagine there’d be interest from the championship. Don’t care if he drops down lower as long as he gets a lot of game time

Put a blue rosette on him and get him down to Goodison Park ASAP

Disaster for Everton to be honest. They’ve lost Richarlison and with DCL out for months I can’t see them scoring many at all. Gordon will grab a few but apart from that they’re pretty fucked. Sad times for Frankie de Tory, at least he has Truss coming in from September to give him a morale boost

Absolute idiots, all of them. Directly abusing people who are going out on the field every time trying to perform their best. You’ve got to be such a sad sack of shit to do it

Sounds like they didn’t like your Pata, hahahahahah. Joking aside, forums can be such weird places with really similar social dynamics to the real world where people are exclusionary and aggressive illogically. This forum was led by a bit more of an iron fist by Dave but it’s always been fairly welcoming to even a lot of shit posters. Getting a ban only happens after a pretty high threshold

Chelsea showing what a plucky club can do with a bit of hard work and building the club the right way, alongside a couple of decades of corrupt money flooding into the club before being written off because of their owner ostensibly being a war criminal

Cornet seems like a deal that we’re keeping on the back burner while we look at better prospects but you have to think someone’s going to go in for him properly soon

Rich doing his level best to get N-O into some inside roles at NUFC, I like it

It’s an odd one, I think if Perez was with us now under Howe we’d be seeing him in the best form of his life. I was always a massive fan but he’s 29 and like you say, has gone backwards since leaving us. I still think he’d be good for us but he’s not going to push us on to being a top 6 club in the next three years

Good, another reason to want Everton to get relegated

Give them £50m and commission a new mural of Brendan to put in his living room.

I can’t see us going all the way to £60m like if we opened at £40m or so. Sickener

Soy boy cuck Charlie Carmichael enters the chat

I’d be disappointed if we didn’t land Werner as I think Howe would be great for him but I’m sure we’ll have other targets lined up

Could have got him for less six years ago before he was anywhere near this level and it would have been a lot cheaper? Fascinating stuff Mark, tell us more

Personally really like Willock and think there’s another level to his game so I wouldn’t want to let him go, especially when we’ve got much weaker players in Fraser and Murphy still in the squad

How much of his left leg are we on now?

Predicting that we’ll have a new signing by page 100, and it will be either Maddison or Barnes

Wouldn’t say he’s necessarily a significantly better player, but he’s more established, has played well for multiple seasons and in the PL. I think both Diaby and Isak still have a lot of room to grow and may have higher ceilings but I don’t think they’re quite at Maddison’s level of consistency yet

Edwards clearly furiously stuffing his face with cake to stave off the sad feelings until this gets rejected. Can’t imagine what sort of state he’ll be in if we sign Maddison