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It was a joke like, there’s no way there’ll have been a transfer development in between the team announcement and the start of the match but I’d like it if there was

Hopefully that’s Murphy off to sign for someone else. There been talk of an injury to him in the warm-up? Seems odd to make a change like that

It’s going to do all the other clubs in the premier league good, including us. Long may it continue

I reckon they’ll likely sell him, one of the few players we could get a fee for that has been pushed out of the first 11

Put them to the sword hopefully, similar to us against Aston Villa in 10/11 in our first home game when we beat them 6-0. Hope we give some teams an absolute drubbing this season

Just checked social blade analytics and it said for the last month he earned between £91 - £1.5k. No idea how the disparity is so big between the potential minimum and maximum

How did you calculate that if you don't mind my asking? Some people get over a million views a month on Youtube and earn barely anything.

I'd generally just go for 1

I still absolutely despise Pardew and imagine I always will. Something broke in me during his time here and it’s only just getting fixed now. I do love watching the teary-eyed gif, the jig and some of the other ones where he looks like a wanker, so I’m thankful for those at least. Bruce doesn’t provide any comical reflection though

Same, as a wide man cutting in, not a forward

I thought he had a lot of potential when I saw clips from the reserves but it just shows how tough it is to make it and translate it into the senior game

Great piece that, really endearing

Only one thing left to do, settle it in a death match

Saw him play last year, he was absolutely class

You’re Polish right? If so, I imagine you’ve seen him play a lot. What are the best parts of his game?

Hoy a ridiculous bid in for Cascarino to help the ladies out too

This is the content I’ll accept while the transfer rumours thread is dead

What’s classed as an underperformance from Man U these days? 7th / 8th?

Haven’t watched Draxler closely for a long time. Anyone give an update of where his game’s been at for the last few years? Germans generally translate well to the premier league

£25m for Barnes? Yeah, I’m sure NUFC value him at £25m, absolute joke journalism

Leffe’s been out of the game too long

Needed that hit and sweet sweet taste of NUFC being ready to make a bid for a player well below the selling club’s valuation

Going to hold off on predictions until the beginning of August

He was coming into his last year of his contract though

Love a player who is genuinely two-footed, I think it would be tough to get them down from £50m, it’s a fair valuation