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Had to stop reading that, the amount of self-congratulation hidden in there and PR bullshit to try and make out like he’s a great guy. What a fucking load of shit

Yeah, having something that disincentivises you from moving when your career stalls isn’t good for anybody

Diabolical statement from them afterwards as well

Chimay Bleu, chimay Bleu, chimay bleu. Not a massive beer drinker, can’t stand lagers for the most part but I like pale ales, love Guinness and enjoy Belgian Ales. Am I a beer snob? I barely drink a thing these days, maybe one drink a week

Kompany is class like, hope we see him in the premier league, not necessarily with Burnley

I’d have Willock in over Longstaff, Miggy over Fraser and I’d play Botman left CB Schar right CB. I think there’s a pretty decent chance we’ll line up like that. The only uncertainty is between Willock and Longstaff but I’d definitely play Willock

His aerial ability is not a strength, certainly not in relation to goalscoring. He can win some flick-ons with his head but I can’t recall a single one coming to anything

Barca can get to fuck like, appallingly run club

He makes whipping a ball in look so easy. Who else has a better or similar level delivery from out wide in the premier league? Trent, can’t think of many others

That not just some Twitter nonsense?

Really cheap compared to Hard Man Lampard’ list of fines when he was at Chelsea

Similar technique on the second goal to his goal against Crystal Palace with a lot less lift on the shot. Opened his body up and put some curl on it. Maybe he’s going to turn into our Robben

To be honest, giving a red for a friendly is off and the Ref was a little bitch last night. However, that challenge was deserving of a red card and I don’t have an issue with him missing a friendly because of it

If he’s the reason they signed Fabio Silva for circa £35m then it’s very understandable

My heart sinks when I see people crossing the ball to him in the air or passing it into his feet. You shouldn’t dread one of your players receiving the ball

Loved that match to be honest, some comical moments, some really decent football in stretches. Only bad news to come out of it is Shelvey’s injury and Chris Wood still existing

Love a schar dart forward with the ball

There goes the Eusebio Cup, hard to take

No need like

Commentator gets Dan Burn and Bondswell mixed up, easy mistake

Gasping for us to sell Wood like, for anything

Shelvey has played really well here

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