gbandit

I liked the first one, thought Finding Dory was alright but there’s no way I’m watching this one. Pixar have sold out

By a distance our most important player now. Just takes away so much stress from the rest of the team constantly. He is the out ball to them when they don’t know where to go and he is constantly on the opposition hounding them into mistakes and turning over possession in our favour. Must be absolutely class to play with him on our side

He constantly looks like he’s lost control of the ball but he’s actually very skilful with it. It’s a bit of a head scratcher. I love his cameos

What I love about this lad is that he’s so old school, you don’t get many players like him nowadays. Fuck the robots

You’ve not been following closely enough Checko - other teams have changed their tactics, they’ve changed their goddamn tactics

He sounds like he hasn’t got a clue. Incredibly worrying signs for the la’s

Masterfully thick play from Todibo

West Ham are horrifically bad. Their defence is the worst in the league from what I’ve seen this season. Their midfield is piss weak and incredibly easy to play through. They have very few goals in the team. They basically have Bowen and Paqueta, with Soucek. Everyone else isn’t good enough for keeping the team up. Summerville could be but he looks devoid of confidence. Too many problems to fix, they’re down surely

West Ham’s defence

He’s not being a dick I don’t think, I think he’s taking the piss out of the club for using the word “imminent” in the past for news that turned out not to be revealed for over a year

Fuck’s sake, what a mess

Thank fuck

Sounds like he’s into the Pardew Excuse Loop part of his tenure. “Notting Hill Carnival is ten months away. Think about the impact that’s having on the players, just open your eyes to what Kerkez and Robertson are going through on a day to day basis before asking me more stupid questions. No steel bands for almost a year, limited access to jerk chicken. Wake up to what we’re enduring here”

Can’t help but feel we’ve had the largest part in breaking this cunt in half. He’s absolutely rattled to fuck

Would be a good shout

The recurrence of this groin injury doesn’t look good for him at all. You wonder if he’ll ever be the same rat again

Amazing how heavy on the clog Konate’s gone this season. He was much better on the weekend but looks back in clogger mode tonight

Frimpong looks crocked

This Frankfurt defence are going to end up helping Liverpool play themselves into form. Dicks

Sick to death of every decision being dictated by a combination of financial greed from the governing body and financial greed from the biggest teams who already have everything stacked in their favour. I don’t watch sport for this

They’ve devalued the product but increased their profit. Like cutting drugs with loads of shit and expanding your territory at the same time. It’s turned an amazing format into a load of shit until the last group games. The knock outs will still be amazing but this stage is a joke

What’s actually happening with Ashby? He’s fit but not ever an option? Howe hates his guts like

Because of his height refs just let defenders crawl all over his back in aerial duels. They’d blow the whistle if he was shorter, it’s a complete joke

Also, it was fizzed in with barely any dip on it. A lot harder a chance than it looked

They weren’t bad on the ball but they were unbelievably easy to play through, way easier than any premier league team. We found space constantly for threading balls through them