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Has Sterling ever scored a goal from that sort of distance? What a waste of a free kick

Can’t even muster up much emotion for Arsenal, just apathy. Such a mentally weak club for over a decade now

Shame for Zinchenko, been the worst player on the pitch after his GK

Please Retire in Peace Roy and enjoy some actual downtime

Liverpool stifling the game well here. Would like to see another City goal soon so that we see more nasty challenges flying in

Always a gutter when Ronaldo scores a free kick

Fernandinho and Jesus class there

Unbelievable goal there from Liverpool

Absolutely love Luis Diaz, clearly going to be world class

Colossal Lerl at that goalkeeping

Man City have been really poor so far, losing the midfield battle and their replacement players seem weaker than Liverpool’s

Good for the game that

Seriously hope Jamie can intervene there, major miscarriage of justice for @glen9oo’s dad

They’re offal, amirite?

Criminal man, I wonder at what point things will change

Well sure, but why make the move now? No time for anyone to turn it around and I don’t love Dyche but he deserves more than that from Burnley. Can see them enjoying a lengthy stay in the championship

Guaranteed relegation for them now, idiots

Speaking of fond memories I love Jonas and remember Perch and Guthrie fondly. Simpson, Obertan and Moke not so much but I like Raylor as he loves the club

It’s a good time to strike as well, Man U in disarray, Chelsea needing to totally restructure, Arsenal still hilarious, Spurs with a lot of debt hampering them. We could make serious ground up to these clubs if we spend big and get the right players in. I’m starting to feel like a top 8 finish is very realistic

He bigs us up because by association it bigs himself up. The guy’s ego is so fragile

It wasn’t just the fact he was a bad manager, he ripped the last remnants of NUFC’s soul out of the club when he was here

Anyone who looks back fondly on Pardew is insane, the guy was a snake from day one, constantly talking us down and the fans down to make life easier for Ashley. He was also a fucking terrible manager and had massive ego, especially considering his non-existent abilities. Fucking hate him

What a fucking buzz that would be, I know it’s all arbitrary and a player’s value doesn’t in any way guarantee how they’ll perform for us but it would show that we’re committed to going out there and getting players in the top price bracket

Mostly agree with this, would switch Benitez and Hughton around potentially but there’s not much between the top three. It absolutely bombs after that but I’d probably put Bruce and Pardew bottom two, Pardew at the bottom like yours. Feel like Allardyce doesn’t deserve fourth but who could displace him

Not sure if these Eriksen misspellings are on purpose or not but it’s quite triggering