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Fuck, they sound like they’re in deep shit. If they don’t get promoted I wonder what the future holds

Why are you such a Ronaldo megafan Astraguy?

Thank fuck Atkinson is going

Sounds like a new true crime drama coming our way

Can’t fucking wait to be back in Europe, going to be an amazing feeling when we get there and get a tie against a big European club

Bruno’s having it out in French on Twitter with a Lyon Twitter page that’s saying he wanted to leave the club in 2020 after only being there for a few months. He’s defending himself like a good lad. The way he’s writing it doesn’t come across like someone’s writing on his behalf, sounds like him

No club looks out for their own, especially now in the era of business is everything. I expect Eddie to be here for years and I’ll be supporting him even if things go to shit for a while. Just look at his historical record and how he conducts himself

He’s such a thick cunt as well as being a dickhead. If there’s one thing you can be sure of about what people like / dislike it’s double standards, especially when they’re forced upon you

Sign him up

Normally forum’s have a balance of takes but every post on that page was slating him. Looking forward to Gerrard and Lampard getting fucked off. Cannot believe the calibre of jobs Lampard has had considering his managerial record

But if Ten Hag doesn’t fancy him, will they extend?

The one thing about Rashford is that his contract is due to run out in 2023, I’m sure he’d still command a big fee but if Ten Hag doesn’t fancy him for whatever reason he’ll be getting touted out and no one’s going to pay £50m+ for him right now

At least you can set up your own YouTube account

Staveley is clearly a very shrewd operator. She seems incredibly determined to succeed. That coupled with Howe’s qualities and the bankroll we have means that we’re on a path to almost guaranteed success long term. The one good thing about being a Newcastle fan is that when things are going well the speed of improvement is supercharged

Rashford has a great future in the game, he just needs the right manager to bring the best out in him again. It’s time for him to leave Man U. Could be time for another redemption arc with us a la Joelinton

I’ve written to the RSPCA to question why a rat wasn’t removed from the pitch during the Merseyside derby yesterday

This

Fucking odd behaviour though right, to intentionally try to attract hate. I know it’s worked for Piers Morgan and Katie Hopkins but it’s a strange attitude in life that getting clicks and people following you is more important than why they’re doing it. People are just fucking nuts

Surprised he's got internet down in the sewers

Isn’t Indykaila one of the biggest bullshit merchants out there?

Think that’s a spoof account / tweet from an NUFC fan

Interesting, if true I like the ambition and the fact that Howe has a clear vision for the side. However I also really like Targett for his reliability, quality in defence and his attitude so I hope he’s here next season

No idea to be honest, maybe @Neilknows more?

Looks like his career has massively stalled, went from Championship loan to League one loan and only five games this season. Hopefully Tory Frank can get him fired up again by fining him

Yeah, that was the one. Haven’t heard about him since we sold him though