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Gayle at least is a natural goalscorer who finds good positions. I have absolutely no idea what level he’s at now but he’s never been able to make it work in the premier league so there’s not much hope of it happening now. Especially without enough pace on both sides to help stretch defences on the break. I think our build-up play doesn’t lend itself to helping Gayle much as it’s so slow, however, Bruno will massively help with this. Anyway, provided Wood stays fit we won’t be seeing much if any of Gayle

MBS isn’t going to shag you Lamps

This lad is smooth as fuck, I’m ready to crack open the fewm tomorrow when he doesn’t start

Infected eh? Did he relocate back to Blyth?

I wAnTeD tHe SeAgUlLs WiNnInG sIlVeRwARe DaY iN dAy OuT, nOt GoOd EnOuGh

Howay lad, make sure your name’s on the scoresheet tomorrow (without an og next to it)

Class that from Mane

Egypt are such a boring side to watch

What’s the deal with Iheanacho? When he burst on the scene it looked like he’d go on to be world class. Whenever I see him, he looks really good but he doesn’t seem to have pushed on like I thought he would. Does he blow hot and cold a lot?

This match is class

Gerls gerls gerld

Great to see

Not sure, Nguyen is pronounced like ‘win’ but I’ve heard Ng by itself pronounced as ‘ung or oong’

What’s the point of VAR if it doesn’t continue to give the big clubs an advantage?

Eurgh

Lerl

Please DM me your employer’s name and the email of your HR lead as a matter of urgency

“Hand on heart I said to Janet that’s me done with football management after the way I was treated up the road, I was done with it all. I told her they’d have to put me in chains if they wanted to drag me back into that and put her through all that again. There I was minding me business, just tucking into me six rashers of smoked and six rashers of unsmoked this morning when Alex says to me, “the fans are crying out for you at West Brom, you’re loved in that part of the world.” And I saw the tears welling up in his eyes. I look round and see Janet on her knees, “you’ve got to take this on for the fans Steve, we couldn’t forgive you if you turned your back on them” So I rurled me sleeves up and rurled Alex’s foreskin doon and here I am putting pen to paper on a contract, it’s not about the money. It’s about putting a smile on those supporters’ faces”

Think it’s as simple as Arteta is clearly a really boring man

I think that’s a fair argument to be honest, difficult to enforce across the board but I think it’s a genuine deterrent as well as being a fair punishment in addition to the jail time for certain crimes

To be honest, Colin Wanker would be a great appointment for them

Threats to kill? He sounds like an absolute psychopath. Good thing he’s going to get locked up for a long time

Fair play to him for actually going and playing football rather than just hanging about and waiting to be de-listed. I’ve not been a fan of his but at least he’s got some integrity

I binned off Facebook almost two years ago, was a great decision but I joined Twitter about a year back and I really like it, I follow a tiny pool of people and enjoy a nice left-wing bubble, coupled with some comedy, poker, chess, music and gaming stuff.