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Don't have any concerns about him as a player, I thought he looked great last season and this season I think it's impossible to look good in that side under Lampard. Do worry about Weil's disease but it's a risk I'm willing to take

We're going to be looking at Rattata transforming into Raticate once Eddie gets on the case

Clearly taken a majority stake as an investor in Helios, ASM in the mud

Surely a new contract and keys to the city

Good news for us regarding Brighton dropping off in the second half of the season

Aye Craig, Ashley v.2.0, what a clown

I'm not religious in the slightest but I couldn't give a shit about people making overt religious gestures. It's probably got some superstition/ obsessive-compulsive element linked to it for some players but whatever helps them to feel comfortable is fine by me

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Apart from Gordon, Fresneda and Franca it's been a very lean month for rumours. Wish we had more quality coming through our academy

There's no question he's just about the best appointment they could make but the squad quality combined with the toxic ownership situation means that it'll be impossible to reverse the slide. They play Arsenal and Liverpool in their next two fixtures so it's a nightmare start too

If they do hold onto him it'll be interesting to see how much he goes for in the summer when they're down

They're completely fucked anyway, almost zero goals and attacking quality in their side. Maybe they'll go crazy in the loans market on deadline day but it's too late to change things there while Moshiri is still around

You just know that during the pandemic on Thursday nights Steak Bakes would have been outside his home accepting the warm applause of his neighbours, maybe taking a stroll up and down the street to really soak in the adulation

I don't watch much of Leeds but the couple of games I've watched this season Harrison has looked poor. I'm sure there's a lot of quality there as we were definitely interested in the past but I feel Gordon is more direct. Gordon feels like a player who is already perfectly in the mould that Eddie wants

No chance we pay anything close to that, even with add ons

Boyhood Rats FC, one of the stronger rodent teams

We been linked with any polish league players in the last few windows?

Not to be a dick but who wouldn't love MacAllister, he's absolutely immense

Think I might refuse to go into work for a few days and put in a transfer request

Just checked Transfermarkt and it looks like he's played 99 mins for the last four games after being out with concussion for at least ten games. They'd been on an awful run but won the other week so it'll be interesting to see how he gets on from now on

Has anyone followed Lucas's performances there? Howe was bigging him up pre-season but i haven't heard a word about him since then

Fair point, if we were primed for relegation and Longstaff was underperforming and our fans were accosting Sean I'd be worried for his wellbeing

If I was being accosted by fans I'd be looking to force a move, I don't think it's all about a rat fleeing a sinking ship. It's massively toxic and a disaster for his career to stay there. I don't think you can read much into his behaviour in missing training

Think it could be a career-ender for Dyche, they're going to get relegated so he'd need to be kept on and take them straight back up. They should definitely come back up but if the chaos persists it's not guaranteed. For Bielsa, he'll manage until he's dead

NETD, going to get a tattoo across my back North East Top Ducks If we win the semi final and final* *Disclaimer, I will not be held to the terms of this announcement and have authority to back out of this at any moment