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My brother in law is a huge Sheffield United fan, he speaks highly of him and says that technically he’s great, physically too. The main thing he always talks about is how he struggles to influence games as much as he should given how good he is. When I’ve watched him he’s been extremely tidy and he reads the game really well. I think he’d be a quality buy and someone who would have no issue adapting to the premier league

I was done with Shelvey when he got that red card last season but the goal against Leeds counts to a huge degree in helping us to stay up. He’s clearly worked extremely hard to get himself into the best shape of his life and he has enough quality to play in the league for another two-three years for a team in the bottom half. Wish him well if he goes

I’ve looked in the tea leaves and I can see things are going to be interesting over the next few days but it’s also possible they won’t be, wink wink. I’d like ITK status too please

Grandoldteam are going through their supplies of copium fast tonight, hope someone’s on the case for restocking when they sign some trash on deadline day

Great send off to Everton there, will be class to read the fewm when he scores against them in the future

I said over the summer we were desperate for pace and this lad is coming in as our fastest player now, no? Going to score some Vardy-style goals for us even though he won’t be playing CF

He does feel like a Bellamy on the pitch but off the pitch he seems very level headed and focused on being the best he can be. I can see him scoring a lot of goals for us by peeling off a man following a Bruno through ball. He’s going to get so much more space on the ball with us and he’s going to be surrounded by quality players for the first time in his career, very exciting

Desperate to get his cheeky grin in the shot

Good to see Mad Dog’s on the case, he’ll be treating him to a few all nighters on the lookout for some esteemed bachelorettes

Get fucked, you disgusting twats

What the fuck is going on with the refereeing here

Lovely

Mitoma against Alexander Arnold is just unfair

Eh? He did what? What was he studying?

There’s always a look in Klopp’s eyes these days which says “I’m happy to go turbo cunt any second”

Mitoma is such a fun player to watch

Sounds like Howe and him having the same agent has most likely helped him come to us. Is there some record available where you can see all the players under that agency?

It’s a nice sentiment but we’re not a charity for footballers who can’t get a game. They’ve both been excellent in terms of attitude at the club and have been a part of our turn-around even if it was more about supporting with the club culture rather than achieving things on the pitch. I can’t really see a reason why Ritchie stays but Lascelles has more of an argument to be around for at least another year, especially if we get into Europe

Sounds like on the whole a pretty good return from our loanees to the SPL then. Saw Lucas de Bolle and Stephenson both started yesterday too

I think the question still stands, who has had a good loan experience to a Scottish club?

Do our loanees ever work out in the Scottish leagues?

He’s a midfielder so I’d be astonished if they haven’t been linked together

Sander Berge would be a nice upgrade on Longstaff I think but he can be a bit too passive in games

Why has he not played at all? Keep hearing he’s great but Moyes won’t play him?

Aye, we generally hate most refs, most other clubs and their fans, other managers, a lot of players and most commentators and journalists. The forum is essentially a one-stop shop for venting. It just so happens that of all the people we complain about, Edward’s is extremely worthy of criticism. I don’t really care about how good or bad his info is if he’s a complete knacker