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This could be his last high profile one if they get relegated. Would be absolutely class

Can’t bring myself to listen to that, absolutely vile

Completely agree, we need a striker or winger with pace who also can find the back of the net. Really important that we make a signing who’s got great pace and can make good runs. ASM can only do so much

Am I right that Wood, Trippier and Guimaraes are all reported to not have a relegation release clause? I wonder who from our side pushed that the most, I’m sure I read that Howe was pushing for it but it’s pretty phenomenal business to pick those players up without clauses if it’s true. And I’m more impressed by the fact these players will be absolutely desperate to keep us up than the money we’d potentially be saving if we were to go down

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Not interested in Nketiah at all, I know we're almost at the window's end but I'm sure we can find someone with more quality than him

Hope you’re not referring to Big Jow here

And on the 28th day of the transfer window the lord sayeth, let thine cock run thick with blood

Hard to believe that’s a good deal for Legends, unless they’re going to running events every night of the week bar match days, and then, you become even more of a soulless club. Football’s such a fucking mess

How is the bidding team managing to remain anonymous on this one?

Any chance we could get Roger Sterling to weigh in, I’d trust him over Don Draper

I like the fact he seems to really want to come

At least these days we know we’ve got good times ahead, we just can’t be sure it’s ready to go just yet. Back then, Modric turned us down and things just fell apart year on year until the soul was sucked out the club. You can see from the energy on this forum that people are really back caring about the team again because they know we’re going to be doing everything we can to compete at the highest level

They only expect the best though, not like our sicko fans who just want to not get relegated

Shite run up from Bailly

£50m for a player with six months left on his contract who can’t get a game for them, sounds legit. Can’t wait until we’re in a position to take the piss out of them in the transfer market

The price did seem exceptionally low for him given his quality, who the fuck knows what’s going on. I hope we find out why we’ve been fed conflicting stories nonstop during this window

Is it just the twitter age of journalism or have journalists always been this shit at feeding polar opposite stories out within minutes of each other?

He’s done things he never thought he could and overcome things he never thought he would

Can someone mock up his ape in handcuffs and behind bars?

Fuck me, we’re staying up lads and lasses

Fucking yes, get me that photo of him on the medical table!

Would be unreal, genuine marquee signing. Won’t believe this one until he’s in the medical room and doing that smiling shot for the camera with one of his legs being inspected by a doctor

YouTube scouting complete, he’s clearly technically strong as well as being quality physically and he can pick a pass. Would transform our midfield

The colours make it look like that apocalyptic scene in terminator 2