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Can’t really do much brinkmanship here either as we need players in now. I reckon we’d be able to force moves through on deadline day but it might be pushing it too late then

Eh? Kill for Shola? I’d be sure of relegation if he was our striker while Wilson is injured

Dense period eh? The next Titus Bramble?

Tattooed his face onto my cock. No pain no gain

Just throw some serious cash down for the lad. He’s clearly got enormous potential and is already delivering

Hate it

He’s hardly shite, he’s just pretty limited in what he can offer and he doesn’t match up to the football I want us to play. For what he does, he’s fine

Wood is by no means an exciting option but this is where we are as a team right now. I think he would get goals but probably 5-6 max. We clearly would need another striker as well, preferably someone more agile with far better technique

I know they’re fucked but there’s no chance he won’t ruin them further. Feel sorry for decent fans of that club, even if there are idiots welcoming him

What an absolute bitch

Think I’d just clean rip my cock off if we signed Frenkie De Jong

Just love the fact we’re not messing around and we’re going in with bids in the right ballpark from the off. Windows under Ashley were excruciating as we’d lowball and clearly leave things to the last minute before not even offering a proper bid. Feel like I’m finally coming out of that abusive relationship

If Wilson is out for a large part of the remaining season we need goals still. A striker is a must

Man, we’re turning into the bully boys and I like it

Could have sworn I was in the right thread, think I must have clicked one of the arrows when I was about to write the post

Fingers crossed, if we manage to get Ramsey over the line he can have the same impact Stephen Ireland did during his loan spell

Couldn’t give a fuck, commercial side in a vacuum means nothing. We need people at this club who care about football

Would love Martial, think he would be great for us

Don’t want to get ahead of myself as we’re still deep in the mire but if we land Trippier and at least one or two more at his level, then string a few results together, this season could be bearable come April

What sets Rafa apart from a lot of managers is the longer he stays the better his teams get. For a lot of managers they come in and get a reaction from the players and things look ok for a while and then tail off. I do think that if Everton keep backing him he’ll be successful there but the fans clearly hate him and it could get pretty toxic. Hopefully it does and they can fuck off down to the championship for a year

Made even sweeter by it being a heartbreaker, get fucked Watford you shithole

Ross Barkley, nah

Hope that’s nonsense. I have always been a big fan of him but I really don’t think he’d come in with the right sort of hunger to keep us up

Have you ever read one of Stan’s posts before? Bizarre behaviour doesn’t quite cover it

Don’t think so, maybe next season if we stay up but can’t see it right now