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He's a huge cheat, he's a huge cunt. He should be vilified more than he already is

Probably expected a fine for his dive

I can't control myself from swearing while watching football. Can control myself in any other circumstance but not during football. If I was surrounded by families then I'm sure I'd be able to change it but there's just something about 'fuck's sake' or 'are you fucking kidding me?' when we lose the ball that I just have to say. I never call people shite apart from the ref though

He could run incredibly quickly, he couldn't run with a ball. I found him so frustrating, made me yearn for an orthodox striker watching him fuck up simple things then occasionally score one few else could score

He's improved on the ball, he doesn't pass it out of play as much when he goes short. Unfortunately he can't cross. If he works on that he'll be useful, if he can't change it, he shouldn't get on the pitch in the PL

If this does turn out to be lies, Chelsea will overtake Liverpool as my least favourite club in the league. Would be a sick thing to do

Fair play to clattenberg, that's a dive. The contact did nothing to affect his stride, he went down simply because hengot a touch. That's still simulation for me

Extremely tedious. football's a sport, thats where almost all the focus should be. Instead most of the focus is on external issues at the moment. Fair play they're important but it's fucking annoying. Some club stuff is just petty as fuck

to be honest, if you wanted to sum us up in a sentence, there it is

Sometimes that goal that Cisse scored can really help you get out of a rut. Unfortunately every single time we play I think 'we've got to play better this time' but almost always we've played worse

Actually, I'll make one more comment. The amount of easy misplaced passes and nothin hoofs today made me feel sick. Honestly was so angry all match. When we scored I went mad but I'm still so disappointed. If that's what we have to look forward to.....mare

Shocking today, I'll leave it at that as I'll just end up repeating what I've written a hundred times before

He's as comfortable on the ball as anyone in the league. Almost never loses it when under pressure. That in itself is a massive asset

Yeah twice Mick, just in case it's not fatal

Think this is one of the most annoying matches Ive watched in months and now demba's crocked. As close to dog shit as it gets

Need to get Ben arfa on the ball and ferguson on if we want something out of this

We are shocking at attacking quickly or with any passing penetration. Joke how they're moving it around so much better at passing than us

To be honest, Pardew fought for Cisse and Ba and wanted both irrespective of Carr so you can't level that one at him. I agree with the rest

He'll be absolutely slaughtered on here today if we play poor and get a draw or loss. I think he's picked a very defensive, very uninventive team. Got issues with several selections but I'll wait and see what happens. If we do turn out to play shite, he will take it and deserve it

'calling me names' has to be one of my favourite phrases

Suarez is thick as shit. Disgusting

Howay a draw here please, with Suarez and Sterling getting reds

fair comments, roberts is pissing me off with his comments. Doesn't seem to be adding anything constructive at all, just divisive

Expecting Arsenal to do a jizz show on QPR

Fucking love him, absolutely love him. Hes scoring tomorrow