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Play football, drink lots. Sorted. Good, never pass up the chance for a kickabout

I don't know what this is but if it's playing football count me in

I'm at work so can't watch the match. How is Ramage these days? Always seemed like a good lad, went to my school and I used to play tennis with his sister

It was Cwarr07 right? Isn't this like a meta-account, which has been created ironically about Cwarr? Or am I giving too much credit here>?

I agree with this, I think he's defensively, a mid-team PL defender. I think as a footballer he's not really PL standard. I would be happy for him to be second in line because I don't think his game will dramatically improve over the next few years

Can't help but be happy about this. Football can be a ridiculous sport at times but things like this make it seem more innocent. Hope things work out for him and if he's good enough we take him on

What a joke, didn't he leave Fulham because he thought they lacked 'ambition'? QPR's squad is appalling and they would struggle to stay in the PL no matter who they had at the helm. At least Joey will have another 'amibitious' friend

Sounds like he's orchestrating things in this reserve game. Hope he's taken confidence from his first team run outs and we see him mature as a player. He's looked far too raw for him so far but his pace and feet are impressive

Sounds like behind closed doors he's had a visit from a legal team from NUFC

Mainly caused by the fact people keep paying out for his players. It's a joke how they recoop so much for their dross

He's an exceptionally good player and will only improve. Yes, they're short but at £16m, I think that will turn out to be superb business

Golden comeback from conjo. Suarez is a cunt

Needs to do time and get bummed for every player he's ever talked about during transfer windows. He's a complete fucking cunt, I can't even describe at the moment how angry I am about this whole situation. For once we'd gone on an extended period of no real major problems and then this flabby-faced fucker starts talking crap. I saw Keegan do a talk-in a few months back and one of the questions he was asked was 'Do you think Redknapp will be the next England boss?' Keegan's response was 'Well, he's got a court case coming up, we'll have to see what happens there.' I'm sure he knows and I'm sure most people in football know he's a fraud

This, he's actually a striker and can go on goalscoring runs. Bothroyd is just about championship standard. Their squad is the worst in the league

Alan Green is everything that's wrong with punditry or commentary. Thinks he knows everything about football but knows fuck all. Has an over-inflated sense of importance and is a cunt, probably the person I dislike most in football

Always had a soft spot for him. He's half way between being a championship manager and premier league manager. Like West Brom, he'll always swing between both but it looks like it could be his last managerial job. Thanks for the rants and for being a nice enough guy

This, slightly worried by the need to keep watching it. Just love the guy

You live for moments like this in football, must have been incredible to be there. The relationship between the fans and Hatem is unreal

No need to slate Randy, seems like a good lad.

A hero this lad, a fucking hero. All along people accepted that he would maybe have games where he was ineffectual or lost the ball in compromising places but you play him and you know that at some point he's going to do something fucking special

We'll win this but the lack of a regular goalscorer in our team is worrying. This month is going to be low on the goals for us

delighted with the line up. Hope Abeid, Santon and Ben Arfa storm it

you got a laugh this time

This is exactly the type of game he should be playing in but no. He could really bully the defenders in a game like this

Let's hope Kuqi sees them off, poor old Carroll gets to work on his match fitness again on the bench