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Anyone who looks back fondly on Pardew is insane, the guy was a snake from day one, constantly talking us down and the fans down to make life easier for Ashley. He was also a fucking terrible manager and had massive ego, especially considering his non-existent abilities. Fucking hate him

What a fucking buzz that would be, I know it’s all arbitrary and a player’s value doesn’t in any way guarantee how they’ll perform for us but it would show that we’re committed to going out there and getting players in the top price bracket

Mostly agree with this, would switch Benitez and Hughton around potentially but there’s not much between the top three. It absolutely bombs after that but I’d probably put Bruce and Pardew bottom two, Pardew at the bottom like yours. Feel like Allardyce doesn’t deserve fourth but who could displace him

Not sure if these Eriksen misspellings are on purpose or not but it’s quite triggering

Be amazed if we could get him but he would be perfect for the next two years while we bed in younger players for the future

Line 4 to the right of the Brown Ale, could that be Robbie Elliott?

I think there’s a decent chance he stays for one more year although there’ll be offers from tons of clubs so if Spurs make an offer I could see him going

It’s a no for me Clive

Chiesa is surely our of range but he would be amazing

He never gives less than everything. He’s got that James Milner attitude of giving the best he possibly can every game even if he’s not the most gifted player technically. Really like him and I’m sure he’ll be here next season

Just waiting for this moment to be honest

And how are you doing at the moment? From some of your posts on here they’ve come across a bit disconnected and difficult to follow

I’ve actually gone from taking the piss to being genuinely concerned. No one knows this lad in real life do they?

Awesome, also makes a mockery of anyone making out Messi has been shit at PSG Surprised Kane’s not on there though

Get the feeling Num Tumblers investment in those rats might have gone sour, you ok pal?

Think you’re forgetting he could be a good guy and he gives money to charity

I also want to know what I’m getting as a return on investment if I choose to invest my children’s inheritance money in the product otherwise I’m out

Best post Stan has ever made on here to be fair

Sounds like the take away message is that Froggy doesn’t mind violence as long as it’s to animals or Kids. The Zouma incident was fucking awful

Happy Birthday Amanda Staveley, thanks for saving our club

Yes, he can do it on the big occasion. He won a league title for Leicester fucking City. Sure he scores lots of goals for Man City where they're winning at a canter, that's true of all their players because they're in the top 3-4 football teams in the world right now

Eh? He's absolutely class

Everyone on here needs to pitch in a pack of incontinence pads for the most committed of the bedwetters