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Osula, fuck knows. By these rankings an E

Would be a good signing for them

Jigsaw gone to pieces again?

Doku is so disappointing

Doesn’t feel right awarding Krafth a D as he’s more than just squad filler in my eyes. For almost all of his time with us he’s been a D though. Eurgh, think this is the rating I feel most harsh about, going for a D

I think Hall could play at LB for any team. Is he the best in the world? No, but he’s a top ten LB in the world in my opinion right now. I don’t think it’s even about potential. He’s the best passer in a full back position that I can think of currently

I think Hall is an A personally

“Got some pre-match light reading for you lads and if anyone wants an uplifting film to get themselves primed for match day, give this a watch” “Instead of Ass to Ass, think Pass to Pass”

Wilson’s movement and reading of movement is still good. What isn’t good is the fact his legs are totally fucked. He can get into good positions but if he has to run 25 yards at a sprint pace he’s going to lose out to most defenders in the game nowadays

If his attitude was / is right then it’s clearly a great move. He’s got a lot of Isak traits (not close to his overall level) while being more of an athlete

Ronaldinho was just pure love for creativity and footballing expression mixed with outrageous talent. Every kid wanted to be him with the ball

Does feel like an elaborate character comedy act at this stage, like an Andy Kaufman homage

It’ll be absolutely tragic

But his dribbling is better than any other striker in the game right now, he’s also got excellent vision. He can strike a ball better than almost everyone as well. He’s an A by general standards and by today’s standards as well. How often do you find strikers that have his ability on the ball?

He’d have gone the way of Saint-Maximin, sold after a season or so under Howe. Think Howe prizes the team and everyone buying into covering multiple roles for the team in a way that Ben Arfa would never have done. Ben Arfa was pure genius but he was far too maverick for Howe

EMOrim doesn’t have that in the tank sadly

A for Isak

Feeling bullish myself too, think we can do it with Isak, Tonali and Bruno all having big games. Joelinton and Barnes need to be on it as well

ManorPark and PauloGeordio taking another sweet line of NUFC product

This lad is the future of this club. Want him here for his entire career

you’ve saved yourself some pain

Seriously doubt he was mismanaged this time (the issue may have been the original mismanagement last season). I imagine the issue here is more to do with Botman’s body

Think Targett’s a very difficult one to call as we haven’t seen him play for two years and by play I mean a run in the team without injuries and with consistent game time. For us, he’s probably a D whereas I imagine his level is still a C or C-. Going to have to go with a D due to the fact he’s not featured but hopefully he gets sold in the summer and can be a good option for a team like Burnley

Fold the club