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Eat shit Craig

Was a terrible error by Rashford to think he could make it at Barcelona. Arrogance only. Should have gone to a Palace or a Fulham where he’d start every game and be accepted for having lower work rate than others. Could have rebuilt his career if he’d had the right attitude. The lad thinks he’s so much better than he is

One of the all time great con artists, his ability to make people think he’s a good guy needs to be studied

Someone please tell me what a false 10 is. And why the fuck Would he think playing two made sense? Is it just an 8 or a 6? What is it?

Few shags from top shagger and he’ll be back on the horse / bench

What even is it? Just looks like he’s trying to look like a superhero but looks like a nonce

Tragic celebration, when did footballers become uncool?

Classic Longstaff there, loses possession when he should never lose it by not shielding the ball properly with his body and being strong enough

Another embarrassment of a performance from a promoted side. Football isn’t helping itself. It’s only going to get worse and worse with the regulations in play until the shit sides never get anything against the money boys

Looks like a proper injury to Saka this

He was fairly lucky there as he lost control of the ball but poor defending meant it didn’t get cleared. However, that’ll give him confidence

Stunning likeness, only missing the forked tongue

Seriously? The reason they’re in trouble is PSR, and that’s the only reason. If Emery could spend they’d be top five this season

They’re going to have little possession. If he’s not starting in games where they need huge work rate off the ball then he’s not going to get starts unless there are injuries

Should be starting in a game like that

Calm down, we’re getting at least a point and likely all three

Find Doku unbelievably frustrating to watch, nowhere near good enough for a high possession team against low blocks. Both him and Haaland need to play in a team that breaks unbelievably quickly

The kick of someone whose head has completely gone

This ref’s had a fucking awful match

Game couldnt have gone worse for Trafford unless he’d just hoyed one in his own net

Lastly, I don’t think Haaland is the right striker for city. He’ll score goals in any side he plays in but the way they play they need him to have touches, interplay and build the ball with possession. He’s not that player, he shines when teams are stretched

Also, Ake has been so poor in possession

Why is Lewis still on the pitch?

It’s a disaster. We have no injuries in the striker department and yet we don’t have a striker we can field for more than five mins per game / that Howe is willing to trust for more than five mins. Fairly certain we won’t have one in until after Leeds then it’ll take some bedding in time so we probably won’t see the best of them until late October

Do we need another snake tho