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...feels like the music sounds better with you...

Mbaybe?

Where's Pav these days?

He's quite highly rated both inside and outside of the club isn't he?

Straight in at number 1

For being British chicks I guess they're okay. Show us what you've got over there. We don't have to do this Newcastle vs Stockholm thing again, do we? he probably just wants to see some hot swedish chicks tbf as regards that photo there's some horrible dials there man, 10 is the only one you could say with certainty might be pretty in the flesh, the rest would need further examination I'll nobly volunteer to undertake the further examination.

For being British chicks I guess they're okay. Show us what you've got over there.

Which one is Paradise?

I honestly can't ever see De Jong continuing as a top level footballer because of his lung issues. He's had to have them stapled to his ribcage to try to prevent them from collapsing again. Just don't think we'll ever see him complete 90 mins. I hope I'm wrong like.

Have it 'Pards'.

Both teams to score for me.

What a mess

Unbelievable

Unlucky mitro. Great move.

Colo should have scored

Your workmate wants a drone-strike in the face.

f***ing Nice, man. How can they not score over 1 goal against Ajaccio! NPW

Yep, I lumped on Nice. Fkin Tremendous.

Oh sweet sweet mercy. The same old mistakes, the same old Pardew. The absolute charlatan. Suck it up, slimeball.

No-one done Mr Hat from South Park?

The Farage tattoo on her arm!

Swansea, wtf? Thought over 1.5 was nailed on for this. Of course it doesn't come off when I have money on it.

1-1 If Rosenborg had only f***ing won -2 I'd have won £3k tonight Vålerenga -1, Lillestrøm -1 and Newcastle all went in. But the most certain of the lot? Nooooo. f*** you, Kaiz. f*** you. Ha ha. It really is a mug's game. I've had a shocking week!

What was the final score? I had a Rosenborg, Molde and Lillestrom to win treble.