Lush Vlad

Wasn’t he in the treatment room in the Woltemade video? So was John Ruddy, mind If he is, it needs to be Elanga left and Murphy right. Murphy is so so bad on the left and at least Elanga is two footed.

I’m all in. Mainly because I said I liked him early on last season and wanted us to sign him. Prior to him hitting a bit of a rough patch, yet still looking dangerous. Mind you, I did also say Bassong would end up as one of the best CB’s in the world after he left. So I’m not the best when it comes to scouting and judging players

Seems a very down to earth and grounded bloke. I guess an uncertain start in the pro game would do that to you. Or at least it should! The bit where he said something about just wanting everyone around him to be happy and then he is happy.

“Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes (most the time) maybe shit.”

The fact he was replying with a daft GIF. I’m assuming it was a joke response not an ‘I’m offended on someone else’s behalf’ response. Wait. Am I being double whooshed here?!

Like you’ve just done there, you mean?!

Eh?! Surely he is worth loads more than that. Where’s that from FFS

That Kaveh looks fuming. Wants to chime in and pipe off Liverpool somehow. But knows matey is bang on. Even ‘white jacket man’ seemed onside.

Why are Sky Sports like some sort of care in the community, not for profit charity that employs those with learning difficulties? Honestly, the absolute state of the so called pundits they have. It’s not like he is even trying to go with a clickbait angle there. He is just being monumentally thick. Glad I barely watch live TV these days

It would be too perfect. End up with 3 quality attacking players in, including Woltemade and Isak leaves, but not to Liverpool. Would end up with what looked like a 4/10 window only days ago. To a 10/10

AI Comedy is on a par with Mrs Brown’s Boys and Jack Whitehall.

Mood music getting another airing

I doubt it. We were bent over the PSR barrel.

Good for him and well deserved.

Been said numerous times, but as we have seen under Howe, on our day, we'll give pretty much anyone a game at home. Depends on timings between fixtures, injuries etc. But why be scared of any of those teams at SJP?! Even Barca can be got at, for all they look like scoring with almost every attack Away looks brutal and we need to just try and nick a win and a draw from somewhere. PSG and Marseille will be really tough. Leverkusen also, but I think we can get something and then we really need to be winning against Union SG.

Yep. I've highlighted one of those two, possibly both, depending on dates. No interest in Marseille or PSG away. I plan on getting up to two of the home games. Hoping for Barca and Benfica. But I'll take any of the 4!

“One thing I would say is. That it doesn’t matter who you play unless you get a decent cross in.”

Done me that

principles of lust.

Banger. I love their stuff. Proper euphoric and uplifting.

Kaninchen

Now we’re cooking. THE PAINTED COW

Right. Playlist for tomorrow. Rammstein Kraftwerk Kyau & Albert Enigma Hans Zimmer Any others?

I’ve gone off Barca a bit because. Well. They’ve become a bit of a disgrace. But I still watch them a bit because of Lewandowski and my very tenuous links to having Polish heritage. Anyway, I’m sure this rumour is all bollocks. But I’d probably break out in hysterics, like some unhinged member of the Taylor Swift fan club/cult at one of her shows. If we were to sign him.

Didn’t some on RTG say they’d rather have Ross Stewart than Isak?