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Mourinho, Hughes and Neil.

Superb as always

What is that magic connect 4 t-shirt supposed to be? The one with the pieces just floating there? I thought that was from some fanzine site. As if it's actually official merchandise

Looking forward to your efforts Reefa. The last lot had me in stitches

Just from looking at that screenshot. It once again has reminded me. That whilst some absolute bottle job, no mark cunt of a ref, was ruining the game on Sunday. Mike Dean, who I believe is widely regarded as one of, if not the best ref in England. Was stood on the sidelines, holding a number board up every now and then. Absolutely baffling decision from the league. Should have switched it and given Madley the Leicester v Palace game. Totally out of his depth and completely lost the plot.

Exactly how I felt. Didn't think it was a pen. Still don't. But when he did it and Fletcher went flying and the local inbreds were all up in arms, baying for blood. I immediately feared the worst. I just couldn't believe he went in like that. Totally brainless.

I kept thinking he went for that side. But from the camera behind the goal, it's pretty much straight at Fanta Limon. Great touch and turn to sit the defender down. Thought he was so composed in doing it, he was then going to stroke it in. But he seemed to have a rush of blood and blast it straight at the keeper. He's still young, though. It was a huge game and there was so much pressure on that chance, with us being down to ten and all. He was decent enough overall and looked a handful.

Keep with the same tactics and style and I think we stay up comfortably. Curl up and hide and start playing negative, defensive football. Like Pardew did after some bad losses. Then we're goners.

Depends how much that result has killed the players' confidence. But more importantly, how it has affected McClaren. I thought we were great first half, without creating too many clear cut chances. Played on the front foot (fuck you Pardew) and dominated the game, really. I just hope McClaren doesn't go into his shell and try and change up how we play. The defence is horrendous, so we may as well keep with the attacking approach. If we curl up and try and play negatively, the same way Pardew did in the past. Then I think we'll go down with an extremely low points total. Keep on like we have the last two games and I think it's 13th-14th and out of trouble with games to spare.

Spot on.

Not sure if it was a pen or not. But I think it was a needless challenge and he gave the no mark, inexperienced ref a decision to make. He crumbled under the pressure and gave it. He could have just eased Fletcher out of it, he wasn't exactly subtle with his shoulder barge. Elliot didn't help either. Took an age to get there and when he did finally slide, he bottled it and went down in instalments. I am absolutely sick of watching Colo every week, though. Been finished for 2-3 seasons. Flirted with leaving for ages and kept f***ing off back to Argentina. Yet he's still our captain and starts every game? Now he's just cost us the derby with a brain dead decision. Hope he gets injured and never plays for us again. Speaking of the ref. How did he get a game like that, when you have Mike Dean stood on the side lines? Madness.

Thought he looked ok until the third goal. Totally bottled the challenge at the edge of their box, then half-arsed it back, Colback style. His final ball and decision making looks a bit off. But I thought he actually looked quite lively running with the ball.

I was in The Clock on Saturday and they've been told they can't open before 10am (may even have been 10.30). Clock sells the worst beer in the world ... if it is beer ... we had three different lagers and everyone tasted like exactly the same insipid shyte. I know what Kronenberg tastes like and that definitely wasn't Don't think it matters what pub you're in, all lager tastes the same.

Nahhh, Chester-Le Street/Stanley/Consett are all like 70/30 in favour of our lot I'd say. Better ask RTG what they think. They seem to cover this topic on a weekly basis. 100% lads season ticket holders til 1992 and then everyone defected to the mags but of course they never go to games, only buy Wonga tops. Massive lads fan Do they still use that? Makes them sound like paedos.

Platoon and Stretch Allardyce are my favourites so far. Reefa is on fire Top work.

sums it up nicely. Imagine him with a shaved head FFS!

Nahhh, Chester-Le Street/Stanley/Consett are all like 70/30 in favour of our lot I'd say. Better ask RTG what they think. They seem to cover this topic on a weekly basis.

So someone else is taking training on Sunday and there won't be any kind of teem meeting or briefing on the Saturday? This already looks like another Advocaat scenario. They've just blagged another manager out of retirement/hiatus by offering him a good wage. He'll be gone soon enough.

I hope this is some sort of sick joke?

not this again. After the 5-1. Wasn't their catch phrase 'we're the more classy club'? Always going on about class FFS Cultured sunderland fans?! What is this s***?!

Absolutely useless at this sort of stuff and don't have any editing software like photoshop. But this pose sort of reminds me of the Gladiator "are you not entertained" scene. Someone make it. Please.. X

The Contrarian Donut.

So you'll be using it for 90% of your replies then?

Errr. I've always said there should be more chants for players and move away from some of the awful stuff we've sung lately. But I'm not sure that will catch on I hope it doesn't either. It's a bit

What is the tune for that? It's early and I have no clue!